Dc characters as things me and my friends have said bc we are mentally stable (This is Pluto's fault)
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Steph, 15 years old: ok wait if I die before August
Tim: Please don't-
Steph: wait wait- if I die before August it'll be a funny reference
Tim: I'll put a crowbar on your grave
Tim: and a Joker card
Steph: If you put a Joker card on my grave I'll haunt you
Tim: I've watched Supernatural I know how to deal with ghosts!
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Roy: You're literally the funniest person ever cuz you were there when comedy was conceived
Jason: WHAT
Roy: You were there at the conception
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Jason: pookie why are you tweaking about Dick Grayson in the year of our lord and savior [redacted]
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Tim: Off topic but my ribs hurt lol
Kon: TAKE OFF YOUR BINDER
Tim: I'M NOT WEARING ONE
Kon: POP AN ADVIL POOK
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Tim: On my third cup of caffeine and it’s only 9 am this is like a new record for me.
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Jason pre-robin: Yeah I was smoking on the roof last night-
Dick: YOU DID WHAT
Jason: It's not like it's dangerous
Dick: -_-
Dick: I'm gonna kill you one day I swear to god Jason.