Guess What I'm Working On Again..

BOO! The scariest thing of them all… Homosexuals…

Anyways! Spooky Halloween themed La Squadra Icons (Which are a redraw of some I did last October)

Hello may I please ask for headcanons for La Squadra reacting to their s/o being so out in it in mornings. Like they pour coffee in a cereal bowl and they go “give me a minute, something’s not right.”

More under cut!

He watches with stern eyes as you fumble through cabinets and every conceivable container

And then pour cereal into a glass

Then try to drink it

While he’s seen things that were odder, this was certainly up there

“My heart? What are you doing?”

“I’m not really sure.”

“Here, let me help.”

Does some light supervising but doesn’t reprimand you

Will massage your shoulders gently and cuddle up to you as you fiddle with the stove

If you’re still sleepy in the morning, five minutes of being around him will wake you right up

Will explode if you waste any food, even by accident

Gets so pissed he ends up doing your morning routine for you

“What the FUCK?! Are you shitting my dick right now??”

“Huh?”

“Just give me the fucking bread.”

Only feels bad about it if it makes you sad. Otherwise it’s free game

Genuinely doesn’t understand what the problem is and honestly thinks you’re doing it on purpose

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Liable to do the same things because he’s a night owl

You two are swaddled in blankets trying to get the coffee maker to work (it’s unplugged)

Have we tried turning it off and on again ?

“Yeah!”

“Well I’m out of ideas then.”

Cutest sleepiest duo

Probably falls asleep on you while waiting for his food to heat up in the microwave

Probably the reason you’re up so early in the first place

Cradles his espresso while he watches you crack eggs into the trash can and put the shells in a bowl

“My love?”

“Hm? Why are you making that face?”

“Because you poured the coffee straight onto the counter, my darling.”

Finds it endearing until you make a mess

You get scolded but he’ll help you clean up (and be showered with kisses you won’t remember because you’re too tired)

Used to getting up early, so he’s freaked out until he realizes you’re just groggy

Frets over you like a little mother hen when you handle utensils

“Are you sure you should be using that?”

“Well how am I going to cut this bagel?”

“Well, probably not with that spoon.”

Will absolutely start making breakfast for you if he feels your sleepiness is getting in the day

Offers to wake you up by putting his cold hands on your neck

Isn’t a morning person either

Probably contributes to your morning grogginess by hanging onto you and hindering any progress (or lack thereof)

“You’ve just brewed the coffee with milk.”

“Oh. Wait, what?”

“Mh, nevermind.”

Physically cannot help you with any morning skin routine because he’s trying to differentiate between his shampoo and conditioner

He puts the conditioner on first.

Usually wakes up in the early afternoon/late morning so he misses your morning mishaps

It’s a wonder the house hasn’t burnt to the ground

“G’morning ‘m’more

“Form, it’s two in the evening

“Why do you look like you just got up?”

(It’s because you also sleep in)

Any noises you make prior to waking him up are probably not heard because he snores so loud

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘥.

(In this account we have a loose-haired Prosciutto obsession. I make the rules.)

(I've opened a new twitter art acc, btw!<3 >> @ jawsofjune )

what if the jigsaw apprentices formed a union

Mermaid au sketches from 2020, since anon asked about them!

or,,, more la squadra👍

Drew them from memory

commission! 🧊 🍈

I swear to god everyone that's still active in the criminal case fandom is either autistic or has adhd

me included

Idk man there's something about those Lucy joins the Thunder leigion fics that just hit differently.

personal pokemon au sprites agaaaain ^_^