If Someone Asked Me What My Favorite Non-canon Ship Is,

Genshin Writing Prompt<3

Paimon lays there on the ground not moving at all Traveller stares down at her tears rolling down their cheeks. The Archons walk over to try and talk to them but this was the final straw the traveller has lost everything, they're sibling, they're way home and they're dearest travel companion. Through all the hardship they went through and all they lost everyone around them gained more and more and more...

Morax touches the travellers shoulder and they snap, that origanl power they had is regained everyone is scared. Traveller the hero of Teyvat has snapped has gone crazy

"I'm done being your little helper, a servant. I have given up so much to help this land yet none of you have EVER done anything for me, and now the day has come you pay up to your debut "

This had to have happened once or twice

Dumbledore: Mcgonagall umm the Defence Against Dark Arts classroom was distroyed

Mcgonagall: Potter!Weasly!Granger!

The golden trio: Sh!t *start runnning*

Mcgonagall: Oh so your going to run away *starts chasing them*

The rest of Hogwarts: ...

Ginny: Hahaha

Ao3 maradaurs fanfic writers could write Romeo and Juliet but could Shakespeare write All the young dudes, Just lovers, Choices, Art heist Baby and many many MANY more?

I DONT THINK SO

The crane wives are LYRICAL genius I love them sm

Crane Wives lyrics that make me go feral (in no particular order)

When my ghost sings my battle cry, you'll be too sorry to dance (Once And For All)

She lights cigarettes like lanterns for the darkness in my head (Nobody)

And if I were someplace else, and if I were someone else, and if I were not myself, would this be easier? (Easier)

Little girl don't let them sell you any armor, all your ribs are still your own (Ribs)

Cause in the night I know you burn with feelings I cannot return, my dear, oh my dear (Tongues and Teeth)

You're a passing grade on a low, low bar (High Horse)

I have gasoline in my veins. I am always burning, burning, burning (The Wolf)

The future is stretching out in every direction, and I want it all (Daydreamer)

Do you ever feel nothing at all? I do, I do, I do (...) I would not wish that on you (Nothing At All)

I may never be a rich man, but I can make sure that I am free. I may never be a rich man, but the rich man will never have me, never have me (Hand That Feeds)

I am selfish, I am broken, I am cruel. I am all the things they might have said to you (Never Love An Anchor)

I want to feel that fire that you kept from me (The Moon Will Sing)

Put your ear to my heart or set your teeth against my throat. Give me something pretty to wear beneath my bloodstained clothes. (The Garden)

The forest echoes, the trees are crowing hungry, hungry harmonies (Sleeping Giants)

I come from a long line of people who believe in things like flowers that grow in the cracks in the street (Here I Am)

I'll swear that I loved you, I'll swear that I loved you, I'll swear that I loved you, I swear, I swear (Little Soldiers)

And finally not a lyric, but the cross from Glacier House to Tongues And Teeth I love it so much

Yeah All I can say is this is for my teachers 😀(I have like 30 assinments about Valentines day and yeah I''m done)

MESSY JEGULUS HEADCANONS

Jegulus as messy exes will forever be my favourite thing so here enjoy some headcanons

James never told Sirius he and Reggie were dating (This was before the black bros started talking to each other again) so when Sirius and Regulus fixed their relationship, Sirius was amendment on his baby brother and best mate getting along but nothing seemed to work.

Regulus still keeps all of the things James gave him from when they were together. Often sleeping in on of James' sweaters because he likes the smell (but he'll never admit that of course)

James has the tendency to accidentally call people Regulus when he's snogging or shagging them

Modern/Muggle Au: Both James and Regulus randomly drunk call/message each other all the time which some how always ends up with them shagging and waking up bitter about it the next morning

Poor Barty and Lily are their respective rebounds, but neither relationship lasts for the same reason. James expects Lily to be like Reg and Reg expects Barty to be like James. Both relationships end on neutral terms (They stay friends) and in the end Barty dates Evan, and Lily dates Mary

Both of them speak horribly about the other but get extremely defensive if anyone tries the same.

Both of them are extremely jealous of any other romantic partners the other has. In turn both of the will snog random people in front of the other to make them jealous

You see something you don't ship what do you do?

NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING LEAVE IT ALONE AND WALK AWAYYY

No need to leave any comments just mind your business and goooo don't care if its canon or fanon just don't say shit

I swear the only reason there is toxic shipping is because people ALWAYS need to say something like seriously

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

16 year old Ronald Weasley made half of the Hogwarts question their sexuality

(including Harry)

You can't convince me otherwise

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