I'm Like If A Mad Scientist Was A Loser

Some one do this pleaseeee

Concept: Catradora's story but it's Harry and Ron.

Wolfstar/Rosekiller when they're the main ship in a fic: Your life is politics and mine is the crown and I will not trade one prison for another-

Jegulus in the background: I'm sorry I lightly grazed Miss Riley's left tit-

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Regulus Black/James Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter, Pandora Lovegood/Xenophilius Lovegood, Alice Longbottom/Frank Longbottom, Regulus Black & Sirius Black, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Regulus Black & Barty Crouch Jr. & Pandora Lovegood & Dorcas Meadowes & Evan Rosier Characters: Regulus Black, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Barty Crouch Jr., Evan Rosier, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Lily Evans Potter, Pandora Lovegood, Xenophilius Lovegood, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Original Characters, More Maraduars characters I'm to lazy to name Additional Tags: References to songs, Ex Lovers, Second Chances, Song: get him back! (Olivia Rodrigo), Song: bad idea right? (Olivia Rodrigo), A lot more songs tbh, Asexual Peter Pettigrew, Oblivious Sirius Black, Sexual Tension, Non-Explicit Sex, Past Regulus Black/Barty Crouch Jr., Past James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Warning: Walburga Black, They're a little toxic and tbh should be in couples therapy, Alternate Universe - Muggle, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, James Potter is So Whipped, Regulus Black is Bad at Feelings, Kinda fluffy at the beginning Summary:

Secret glances from across the room. Stolen kisses when no one is around to see. Holding hands under the dinner table and all the other bliss that James and Regulus enjoyed while they were dating... but that was high school and now they're in University. They haven't spoken in years and tension is high.

Sirius can't understand for the life of him why the pair don't get along and everyone else get's swept up in the whirl wind of a relationship.

Nothing is really for certain but all that can be said is... James and Regulus have some UNFINISHED BUSINESS

Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4xIFNePwMcRyS1R9rB8nl8?si=f8a95172afcd401c

They're all so me

maybe in another universe I don’t feel different

Wolfstar and Rosekiller have to be my two favourite chaotic ships like you have Wolfstar not wanting to tell each other about they're feelings because they're scared of what will happen to their friendship afterwards if they get rejected.

Then Rosekiller where they make out as homies and shag as homies but will never date because they would rather do these things as "friends" than have to admit their feelings because they're stubborn bastards.

im going to say it… lin manuel miranda is a well trained actor and is actually eating hermes up a little bit… y’all just need to let go of your thirteen year old self who was cringe about hamilton…. do not let your anger be misdirected towards an artist that lost control of his creation…

MESSY JEGULUS HEADCANONS

Jegulus as messy exes will forever be my favourite thing so here enjoy some headcanons

James never told Sirius he and Reggie were dating (This was before the black bros started talking to each other again) so when Sirius and Regulus fixed their relationship, Sirius was amendment on his baby brother and best mate getting along but nothing seemed to work.

Regulus still keeps all of the things James gave him from when they were together. Often sleeping in on of James' sweaters because he likes the smell (but he'll never admit that of course)

James has the tendency to accidentally call people Regulus when he's snogging or shagging them

Modern/Muggle Au: Both James and Regulus randomly drunk call/message each other all the time which some how always ends up with them shagging and waking up bitter about it the next morning

Poor Barty and Lily are their respective rebounds, but neither relationship lasts for the same reason. James expects Lily to be like Reg and Reg expects Barty to be like James. Both relationships end on neutral terms (They stay friends) and in the end Barty dates Evan, and Lily dates Mary

Both of them speak horribly about the other but get extremely defensive if anyone tries the same.

Both of them are extremely jealous of any other romantic partners the other has. In turn both of the will snog random people in front of the other to make them jealous

I NEED WRITING HELP

Okay does anyone have genuine tips for writing stoic characters? I'm writing a story where the main character is stoic and I need some tips on what to do.

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

Rape is something that can happen to anyone, we talk about women getting raped all the time but we leave men and don't care about them