Sometimes I Wish I Could Blink Audibly Like SpongeBob

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

I'm folding in on myself. Into myself. I'm caving in. Oh i Am being rolled into a cute little cigarette by God,ok

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

Lose my shit whenever songs in an album have recurring motifs like yesss play those notes again boy

I don't know how to talk to people properly like i need more dialogue options

i think it’s so funny that alcohol is poison. yayyy little fruity poison with an umbrella and ice

is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.