🇺🇸 | MDNI | JC | a guy that likes adult comedies, psychological horror, and space | anti HAES, pro-420
248 posts
Love the word "also". I have more things to say
(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)
ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please
I like to be a little stupid recreationally
i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad
blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed
I'm folding in on myself. Into myself. I'm caving in. Oh i Am being rolled into a cute little cigarette by God,ok
top 3 places to bleed out:
1. the snow
2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms
3. bathroom floor
*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha
mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust
do you want to play substance abuse with me after work
it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom
the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older
I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me
I think my dark undereye circles are adding to the aesthetic actually.
i think its important to shut the fuck up sometimes
a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.
forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them
people who read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell
i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity
Being an adult is so weird. I’m just unsupervised all the time??? How unsafe
so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do
[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond
shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them
outer space
He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
I'm fruity