jaysee049 - when I leave don't save my seat

jaysee049

when I leave don't save my seat

🇺🇸 | MDNI | JC | a guy that likes adult comedies, psychological horror, and space | anti HAES, pro-420

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jaysee049
4 weeks ago
jaysee049 - when I leave don't save my seat
jaysee049
4 weeks ago

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

jaysee049
4 weeks ago

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

jaysee049
1 month ago
Ohh Yeah Im A Real Piece Of Shit 👍 Job Please

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

jaysee049
1 month ago

I like to be a little stupid recreationally

jaysee049
1 month ago

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

jaysee049
2 months ago

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

jaysee049
2 months ago

I'm folding in on myself. Into myself. I'm caving in. Oh i Am being rolled into a cute little cigarette by God,ok

jaysee049
2 months ago

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

jaysee049
2 months ago

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

jaysee049
2 months ago
jaysee049 - when I leave don't save my seat
jaysee049
2 months ago

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

jaysee049
3 months ago

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

jaysee049
3 months ago

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

jaysee049
3 months ago

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

jaysee049
3 months ago

I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

jaysee049
3 months ago

I think my dark undereye circles are adding to the aesthetic actually.

jaysee049
3 months ago

i think its important to shut the fuck up sometimes

jaysee049
3 months ago

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.


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jaysee049
3 months ago

forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

jaysee049
3 months ago

people who read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell 

jaysee049
3 months ago

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

jaysee049
3 months ago

Being an adult is so weird. I’m just unsupervised all the time??? How unsafe

jaysee049
3 months ago

so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

jaysee049
3 months ago

[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond

jaysee049
3 months ago
jaysee049 - when I leave don't save my seat
jaysee049
3 months ago

shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

jaysee049
3 months ago

outer space

jaysee049
3 months ago

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

jaysee049
3 months ago

I'm fruity

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