Can You Please Shut Up Im Trying To Preheat The Oven To 350 Degrees

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original release: August 22, 2014

“How are you?” I should be in a straight jacket but unfortunately for the both of us I’m here

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

cant wait to start feeling normal again I think to myself knowing that i have not once felt normal not at all my whole life not ever

woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that

ever since I was little I knew I never wanted anyone to turn the big light on