TEOS Text Posts: Part 7 (Dave)

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original release: August 22, 2014

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything

Literally how does your mind work 😟

? it doesnt

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

we all got that one homie who don’t play about having ambiguous mental health episodes on dash

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing