I Swear To God I Am Going To (remembers Nothing) (stares Directly At The Fucking

I overthink things you've never even thought of

bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said

It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

Please for the love of god just let me click on the user that something was rb from and see the damn post on that blog

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

i will find you in every universe (a threat)

we all got that one homie who don’t play about having ambiguous mental health episodes on dash

okay, let’s settle this like MEN. (kisses you)

the moon is insane. like. there’s just a rock up there.

“I hate you” is boring. “I hope your favorite non human character gets drawn as white twink." is unique. it’s terrifying. it’s possible. it's true. it's happening.