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TEOS Text Posts: Part 2 (Dave)

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people who read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell 

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

November's Full Beaver Moon l Roger Hyman

i need a capri sun and then i need to be shot

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

When BoJack Horseman (2014-2020) said "you can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. you need to be better" and "all we have are the connections we make" and "I really should've thought about the view from halfway down" and "sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness" and "you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you turn yourself around, THAT'S what it's all about" and "things have to get worse before they can get better" and "in real life, the big gesture isn't enough, you need to be consistent" and "if we hadn't met each other until now, we wouldn't be the people we are now" and, my personal favourite, "every day it gets a little easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it's when the walls are at their softest