conversation I had the blessing of hearing
Penguin: I’m sorry I don’t take advice from a madman.
Hatter: we’ll I don’t take criticism from whores!
Penguin: >:O
Riddler: says the whore.
Hatter: >:0
Scarecrow: takes one to know one.
Riddler: >:0
Joker: the slut energy in this room is immaculate.
Boil Water
Set the article of stained clothing in sink
Hold kettle or pot about 6-10 inches from clothing and pour boiling hot water over stained area.
If stain is older soak in cold water for 45 minutes or more before washing if that does not work repeat cold water soak for longer or pouring boiling water on it and use stain remover before washing.
I am prefacing this by saying please do not attempt self harm, it's not a rabbit hole you want to go down, but for those who are still in that rabbit hole or recovering from that tumble down here are some things that I learned that I want to share.
Bio Oil (can be found at drug stores) helps scars fade quicker when used properly.
Cleaning away blood and cleaning cuts, even if tired, can help you feel better emotionally and/or reduces chances of scarring. If you are still seeking escapism rubbing alchohol and hydrogen peroxide provide you with a sometimes painful sting while accomplishing the same thing.
Setting up a system so you can talk to people you trust without having to tell them what's going on in any sort of detail can be incredibly helpful. (or A Person, doesn't have to be a super important person in your life, just someone you trust enough to send a codeword that means "I need you to distract me from something.")
Keeping a pack of bandaids in your room or locker can be very useful if a scab gets scratched off.
Go to my pinned to see how to fight this
Might I introduce you to mg dnd wizard
Allenvir
He’s a grumpy boi, he runs a shady ass hell library. I’m talking summoning circles on the floor, cries of the dammed from the basement, and what you hope aren’t blood stains everywhere. He dose a FUCK TON of occult shit. He sells ancient forbidden rituals on the black market. After all, why should knowledge be forbidden, just because of the gruesome price?
The winner of todays “Fuck around and find out” award goes to yours truly. I think I might have a superpower now, not sure. Ace chemicals really needs better security.
Kookaburra enjoying itself
It is 11 pm
And I just got a phone call from the GCPD station. Y’all remember my old baseball team right?
Snake bit a police officer when asked to leave a protest. Skip and Homie managed to convince everyone they where all just high. And now I’m calling up Lucky and the gang to come help me break them out of the station early. So that’s how I’m spending my night. I’ll keep y’all updated.
@jokesrighthandman hey I feel obligated to warn you Snake got a bazooka and a strong dislike of riddler, plus no self preservation. If your still working for him might wanna keep some distance for a while
Big bird and Bear go skating!
Been rewatching tangled the series and i thought of something
Originally Ruddiger was a pest that just kept coming back
But what if Varian adopted him for comfort because:
The rocks were destroying everything and he felt helpless
He felt His dad wasn’t giving him any clarity
And when his dad gets trapped he grows closer to Ruddiger because he’s basically lost everyone else
GUESS WHO GOT A (SORT OF) JOB BITCHES
So I’ve recently started volunteering at my local aviary shelter, doing the more maintenance jobs, like cleaning, washing food bowls and toys, changing light bulbs from time to time, fixing broken appliances, re teaching the owner how to use TikTok, things like that. I also help set up our stands and hand out flyers, and get attention to any of our fundraisers, which we sometimes do because other shelters need help. AND NOBODY THOUGHT TO TELL ME, THAT THE PENGUIN COMES IN REGULARLY . So I’m helping clean up for the night, and get asked “hey, can you stay with me a few more hours. Mya (one of our parrots) is sick, and I could use the extra help with whatever might come up, as she’s supposed to be under constant watch.” I get it, I really do, and I was worried about our sweet Mya just as much as they were, and so I agreed. The lights in the front started flickering, so I go up there to check on it/clean up. BUT GUESS WHO THE FUCK I SAW. THE ARCTIC BIRD HIMSELF, AGAIN. I’m confused thinking “are we getting robbed” when he smiles, waves and asks “not surprised you work here! I assume your helping keep an eye on Mya? Where is she?” I’m still a little baffled, so I just point to the back and he thanks me, meanwhile dialup noises are playing in my head as I try to figure out what the FUCK is goin on. So I go into the back and find him helping watch after Mya.
It’s been two hours. We’ve been sitting here talking about birds the whole time, and at some point the riddler showed up to “pick up his boyfriend” and we’ve started talking about the genetic relationship between vultures and storks