Done And Done

conversation I had the blessing of hearing

Penguin: I’m sorry I don’t take advice from a madman.

Hatter: we’ll I don’t take criticism from whores!

Penguin: >:O

Riddler: says the whore.

Hatter: >:0

Scarecrow: takes one to know one.

Riddler: >:0

Joker: the slut energy in this room is immaculate.

HELP, WHATS THE NAME OF THAT ONE SONG, I THINK IT’S IN RUSSIAN, AN ANIMATOR MADE AN ANIMATIONMEME WITH IT ABOUT AN OWL DUDE THATS THE GOD OF BURIAL, I CANT REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE SONG

Shout out to Riddler, who let me off the hook when I apologized for taking so long to answer a riddle because I forgot my ADHD meds.

Only in Gotham does the school baseball team captain set up practice in front of the apartment building of whoever pissed them off this week

Update: currently hiding from the cops in a dumpster. There’s no fucking service in here.

Hey the next time you wanna commit a crime and then talk about it, don’t. Rats have connected words relating to homicide to food, and will not only tell all their friends about it, but the random fucker that can UNDERSTAND THEM

Look I’m not a snitch, but I know about way more than I’d like to. Pigeons are chatterbox’s, stray cats will spill for a decent bowl of food and a warm bed, and raccoons will sell you out for a literal corn chip.

Oh, oh, you meant--! Haha, you meant that I should become acquainted with the lab members! Oh, see, there's--*stands in front of door, from behind which banging and groaning occurs*--there's been a funny little misunderstanding!

When you said to "make friends", I--*elbows the door to get the things behind it to quiet down*--I may have, aha, um... Misconstrued your words.

FIRST OF ALL there are better ways than fucking MAKEUP. Glitter. Glitter everywhere. That station has the worst security I’ve EVER SEEN. So yeah. Glitter nukes. I’m leaving them in cop cars and it drives them INSANE

Was anyone else at the police brutality protests outside the GCPD this week and last? Does anyone else have mixed feelings about the number of people wearing clown face paint?

This could save lives so I thought I’d share!

Was anyone gonna tell me Riddler and Penguin have an animal crossing island or was I just supposed to get scammed by them to find out? Furthermore THEY HAVE THE FULL ART GALLERY

October is almost here, and everyone knows what that means!

Stay away from Spirit Halloween