I’m The Only Thing Preventing The Mailman And The Vacuum From Killing My Entire Family

gofundme.com/LMFwater 

Flint, Michigan w/o tap drinkable water for 1,806 days is a “true” emergency. The contamination of Flint’s water was authorized by Flint’s Governor, Rick Snyder & his lackeys.

this is literally the cutest thing i have ever read

An old married couple checks into a motel for the holidays because their house burned down. The motel is haunted but they don’t realize because they can’t see or hear well. Tell their story

THIS. WE NEED MORE OF THIS.

“The Vice President of America wishes I didn’t have the love with my wife. He wanted to ban that in Indiana. He believes in conversion therapy. He has hurt LGBTQ people so badly as the governor of Indiana. And I think the thing we need to know - and I hope my show Gaycation did this - in terms of connecting the dots in terms of what happened the other day to Jussie…” - Ellen Page on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

i propose we say

"you suck dick with that mouth?"

rather than

"you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

🥵🥵🤰

For real though fat Yoshi is beautiful

i needed this

4 Ways to Start you Novel

 Dialogue: This is the most basic beginning, and I doubt it needs descripting.

Description: The description method can range from describing the peaceful land of your setting to describing the decaying body that your character just killed. This method is limitless, as there are so many different things that you can describe.

Mid-scene: This beginning takes place in the middle of the scene. Not the beginning. Not the end. The reader shouldn’t quite know what’s happening until they read further, so it’s best not to tell them everything in the first sentence.

Action:  Your character can be in the middle of a fight or they can be watering their plants. There are a million things your character can be doing, and the choice is yours.

people who tell me to turn my music down can actually stfu

frog

is this a meme?

There’s big penises and there’s small penises, but the best penis of all...

Is happenis