This Is Literally The Cutest Thing I Have Ever Read

can this be real life

I was in a plane crash with a bunch of people that I love and we landed into some deep water and somehow I got out alive even though there were no openings on the plane. I’m not a strong swimmer either. I don’t remember finding out that anybody died? Anyway, when we were all safe on land, we were told that D*nald Tr*mp had been in the cockpit of the plane and the reason the pilot crashed the plane was to kill him and it worked, and we were all like, “Oh, okay. Cool. We won’t sue.” This all took place in China for some reason.

please read it all

Source: Comic Redesigns the Autism Spectrum to Crush Stereotypes: http://themighty.com/2016/05/rebecca-burgess-comic-redesigns-the-autism-spectrum

To the tune of row row row your boat

fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo! fingerbang an orangutan an orgy in the zoo

that face you make to your best friend when the teacher says to pick partners

oh no i woke up gay again

it's 2 am in the airport and we're just wandering around like fuckin drunks

am grill can confirm

Hi I realise this may not be the normal type of question that you receive but I will still ask It it true that girls also like a good looking butt?

i don’t really look at butts, but i can only speak for myself

i don't know but your not going to have many left after.

how many bone do i have?

Diamond eyes ♢