Mood

then slowly cut off your eyelids making you watch as i put you in clamps and stretch your limbs then skin your by cutting a line down your limbs then slowly cutting off your skin to reveal your pulsating muscles and then i will rub lemons all over it and slowly begin to remove your internal organs while keeping you alive and attached to all of them after that i will then peel off your fingernails and toenails with pliers and slowly cut off your entire hand joint by joint and to stop you screaming during this entire time i will cut off your foot and stick it in your mouth.

lesbians!

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

ok so my sister sent me this and like idk man tru but like also no

please read it all

Source: Comic Redesigns the Autism Spectrum to Crush Stereotypes: http://themighty.com/2016/05/rebecca-burgess-comic-redesigns-the-autism-spectrum

ok being honest rn i actually think plus sized people are beautiful and should get wayy more kindness than they do and i'm not even near plus sized, i wear extra smalls and i still absolutely love plus sized people, normal sized people, and small sized people, and anyone anywhere in between

plus size people are extraordinarily beautiful and nobody can change this, so do not try

mood

some of drakes songs make me want to get a boyfriend and cuddle and others want me to become a stripper, go to a crappy motel, and get high on crack in sexy lingerie

There’s big penises and there’s small penises, but the best penis of all...

Is happenis

THIS. WE NEED MORE OF THIS.

“The Vice President of America wishes I didn’t have the love with my wife. He wanted to ban that in Indiana. He believes in conversion therapy. He has hurt LGBTQ people so badly as the governor of Indiana. And I think the thing we need to know - and I hope my show Gaycation did this - in terms of connecting the dots in terms of what happened the other day to Jussie…” - Ellen Page on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

i needed this

4 Ways to Start you Novel

 Dialogue: This is the most basic beginning, and I doubt it needs descripting.

Description: The description method can range from describing the peaceful land of your setting to describing the decaying body that your character just killed. This method is limitless, as there are so many different things that you can describe.

Mid-scene: This beginning takes place in the middle of the scene. Not the beginning. Not the end. The reader shouldn’t quite know what’s happening until they read further, so it’s best not to tell them everything in the first sentence.

Action:  Your character can be in the middle of a fight or they can be watering their plants. There are a million things your character can be doing, and the choice is yours.

people who tell me to turn my music down can actually stfu