Am Grill Can Confirm

who knew that a $13 bra from target can make you feel so much more comfortable in your own skin

this is literally the cutest thing i have ever read

An old married couple checks into a motel for the holidays because their house burned down. The motel is haunted but they don’t realize because they can’t see or hear well. Tell their story

To the tune of row row row your boat

fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo! fingerbang an orangutan an orgy in the zoo

can this be real life

I was in a plane crash with a bunch of people that I love and we landed into some deep water and somehow I got out alive even though there were no openings on the plane. I’m not a strong swimmer either. I don’t remember finding out that anybody died? Anyway, when we were all safe on land, we were told that D*nald Tr*mp had been in the cockpit of the plane and the reason the pilot crashed the plane was to kill him and it worked, and we were all like, “Oh, okay. Cool. We won’t sue.” This all took place in China for some reason.

when u get out of the gym after going for the first time in 19 months

mood

some of drakes songs make me want to get a boyfriend and cuddle and others want me to become a stripper, go to a crappy motel, and get high on crack in sexy lingerie

13608 Remington Street, Los Angeles.

In nine issues

This was the one and only actually good and enjoyable moment in the entirety of Heroes in Crisis

Harley Quinn and her Plant Lesbian Girlfriend being reunited and getting to be together again <3

i needed this

4 Ways to Start you Novel

 Dialogue: This is the most basic beginning, and I doubt it needs descripting.

Description: The description method can range from describing the peaceful land of your setting to describing the decaying body that your character just killed. This method is limitless, as there are so many different things that you can describe.

Mid-scene: This beginning takes place in the middle of the scene. Not the beginning. Not the end. The reader shouldn’t quite know what’s happening until they read further, so it’s best not to tell them everything in the first sentence.

Action:  Your character can be in the middle of a fight or they can be watering their plants. There are a million things your character can be doing, and the choice is yours.

help my mom is rapping i can't handle this