Charlie Weasley Continues To Be The Biggest Fucking Mood

Procrastination

Sirius: I'm gonna fight the giant squid

Remus: you're not even armed

Sirius: I am

Remus: with what?

Sirius: overconfidence

(Class is about to end)

Sirius and James: *hurrying to put their books away*

McGonagall: Stop! Class isn’t over yet!

Sirius and James: *put their books away slightly slower and more subtly*

Every song has your ship’s vibe if you ship hard enough

- Every hardcore shipper

Somebody said muggle youtuber AU and I just had to

Sirius: Bitches be like, “you’re mine”

Sirius: First off, I’m on probation so I belong to the state

Me from trying to keep the conversation from dying

The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black- Family Dinner Headcannons

Ridiculously fancy for no reason

Leggit they are just impressing themselves

Regulus quietly asking for the bread ten times but no one hears him

Sirius finally hearing him and throwing a roll at his head

Walburga loses her mind

Sirius tripping Bellatrix as she walks in with a plate of food

Sirius always saves a seat for Andromeda. But he needs to be dramatic about it. He folds a piece of parchment and writes reserved for Andromeda Black in his best cursive before placing it on her chair

Narcissa checking her reflection in the spoons and glasses

Sirius nonchalantly moaning while eating: “Ohhh yesss..yes that is sooo good..ohhh”

The infamous Walburga Black SQUINT (thanks @the-theatre-baby)

Reggie smirking to himself and trying not to laugh

Narcissa and Regulus playing footsies under the table

Andromeda and Sirius kicking each other under the table

Andromeda slamming her heel into Sirius’ foot when he’s acting out

Sirius tucking his napkin into his shirt to use it as a bib

Walburga GLARING at him

Sirius smiling and giving her a little wave

“We need napkins. Or towels-” Sirius: They’re all in Bellatrix’s room

Narcissa trying not to fall asleep

Bellatrix being very aggressive while cutting her meat

Alphard drinking a whole bottle of wine