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4 years ago
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Makes Waves At 56 - YEW!
SI has included, amongst its usual bevy of young beauties, the most attractive 56 year old swimsuit model I have ever gazed upon.

by Da Bob for YEW Of course...  I look forward to this annual pageant of beauty ever year. However, the older I get, the crustier I grow, the more uncomfortable and creepy I feel about ogling SI’s annual Swimsuit Edition.  In short, I just don’t feel right about gawking at the assets of Generation Z. Read More - Da Bob - YEW


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7 months ago

platonic!bigbrofigure!johnny x fem!genz!roomie!reader

( just an idea )

"bitch." Johnny looked up and had to physically restrain himself from flat out laughing-turned-screaming as you throw a knife at his head, having suprisingly amazing aim. Like if he didn't duck the blade would have hit him in the head. He's kind scared of you now, not that he'll ever admit that to you.

[ he only ate a slice of your pizza ]

"Get out of my bed." "No." "Yes, you overgrown bitch." "Ever heard of respecting your elders?" "Ever heard of get the fuck out?" "No." "..." "Your mowhawk's stupid." "YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

[ in your defense he had his dirty boots on ]

"YOU BLACKLISTED ME!" (cue the johnny's three lovers being completely confused by the random woman in johnny's apartment) "It's for your own good." "You blacklisted me from moving into another place. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT!" "I can do a lot of things you don't know about." "Johnny, ew."

[ he loved you too much to let you go ]

( if people like this i might provide different interactions, background on reader, how she vibes with the rest of the task force etc.)


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1 year ago

Fred Fredburger; the voice of a generation

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