Y’all Ever Notice How Unspecific The Instructions For Human Sacrifices Are In Movies N Stuff??? Like

fun fact: if you remove the music in the fma brotherhood season 3 intro, it’ll start looking like a slideshow presentation where somebody decided to go way overboard with all the transitional effects

Hey guys I typically dojn't make posts like this but today I was playing Minecraft and cutting down a birch tree and a skeleton walked out of a cave. I've been dealing with skeleton for a while now and thought I should warn people about their behavior so I made this google doc in case others come in contact with minecraft skeleton too. please share to spread thew ord to stay safe

ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to violate intellectual property and copyright law

no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist

It’s a banger you can’t lie

[robot with the biggest eyebags ever] ill be fine as soon as i organize my wires nothing a bit of cable management camt fix. yeah hold on i just gotta allocate more ram and reset my internal clock and plug this usb stick in. ya im fine i just need to recharge and turn this dial and do a quick system reset. the diagnostics of that script i ran are a lie btw im fine. do you have any cigarettes

Help, clown weezer

I’m-

He can speak. He just chooses not to.