Ed Dead Redemption - Blog Posts

guy who has a glass of water and doesn't know what to do with it

no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist

me when i log into tumblr

i see from online that they are making another movie. it’s always that sort of thing these days…

chosen by god for the special mission of being a bloke who does fuck all

Gerard Way trying to find a bassist for his new band

bride of frankenstein |1935|

y’all ever notice how unspecific the instructions for human sacrifices are in movies n stuff??? like how much blood do we actually need, a teaspoon?? half a cup??? maybe just a drop?????? we don’t know so the wholeass person gets thrown away, why couldn’t it just be like

priest: the ritual calls for the blood of a virgin

sacrifice: ah sher i may as well, i was planning on shaving tonight anyways

Everybody @ me: stop making shitty puns about the inevitably of death.

Me, about to put my awful sense of humor and unnecessary knowledge of Latin phrases to good use: you can’t spell ‘Memento Mori’ without ‘meme’.

18th century losers: monsters are scary! don't go out after dark! scatter seeds and burn the bodies of your departed friends and family!!!

2018 losers: i'm gonna fuck mothman.