MY ARCH NEMESIS.

that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

my favorite fruits in star wars

i love adding things to my queue. get in line ladies.

Can I buy a vowel?

i have approximate knowledge of MANY things.

i know that god quit his day job to pursue a career in therapy.

i know that god is a twink.

i do NOT know what type of vehicle god turns into but i know its gotta be good.

*streetpasses the same person twice* what are we

Hey quick question why is Stephen King’s IT listed as nonfiction on amazon?