Everytime There Are Nude Breasts On The Tv I Unsheath My Blade And Use My Lightspeed Kata Technique To

he got his mitts on one, thought ‘oh, im not even gonna TRY to figure out how to use this fucking thing’ and stabbed someone with it. bruh.

yall ever think about how Michael Myers doesn’t know how a gun works despite being at the business end of one like a million times

ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to violate intellectual property and copyright law

Have you ever actually read the Bible? No, God did not "dare" anyone to kill a baby nor did he command such a thing. People will fabricate anything to criticize the Bible.

he said "rip that baby up" in a game show host voice, very distasteful

totally blown away to have found out this iconic scary picture is actually just of an animatronic halloween decoration. That picture and the Russian Sleep Experiment story had me in an absolute chokehold when i was a little kid, and even when i got older and accepted that it was fake, I still could never exactly account for what it was in that picture. Assumed it was some really good prosthetics, made for a macabre art piece or, I hoped, for some really obscure horror movie that I might be able to find someday. Nope! his name is Spazm and he’s from Spirit Halloween

a lot of hitchhiking horror stories have the creepy driver but i wish there were more creepy hitchhiker stories. like obviously there's ghost hitchhikers and such but i'm talking about just some guy you pick up who's so thoroughly weird and unsettling to be in a moving vehicle with.

Ah Ah!

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