The First Rule Of Detective Fiction Is That The Detective In Question Should ALWAYS Just Be The Nosiest

stooop ahaha stooop (pushes you to the wall violently, cracking your skull) I SAID STOP

funky baseball man???????

him

If I post abt the music I'm listening to and even 1 single person listens and enjoys it that's a win to me. I love music so much oh God what is that

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the contrast between these two conclusions genuinely astounds me.

hey why the fuck does Enoch look more like Hugo than The Batter?

everytime there are nude breasts on the tv i unsheath my blade and use my lightspeed kata technique to expertly deflect the images before they can reach my eyes

He can speak. He just chooses not to.

U think some1 is controlling corey like in ratatouille

Yes anon, but instead of a transgender rat chef it’s just a bunch of maggots crawling around in his hair making him do unspeakable things.

fyi i don't have a parasocial relationship with batman he has a parasocial relationship with ME