Latest Posts by jbmascis - Page 3
If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help
Hey guys I typically dojn't make posts like this but today I was playing Minecraft and cutting down a birch tree and a skeleton walked out of a cave. I've been dealing with skeleton for a while now and thought I should warn people about their behavior so I made this google doc in case others come in contact with minecraft skeleton too. please share to spread thew ord to stay safe
the first rule of detective fiction is that the detective in question should ALWAYS just be the nosiest person alive and never be a cop
i love adding things to my queue. get in line ladies.
Rob Zombie making brownies
EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA
can someone please just hold that mf from fall out boy already
Warner Brothers execs when Misha Collins accidentally came out as bisexual when he's actually straight:
i lumped all the bright/white ones into one since i couldn't fit 13 options
Forced in the sense that teachers only accepted this kind of writing
U think some1 is controlling corey like in ratatouille
Yes anon, but instead of a transgender rat chef it’s just a bunch of maggots crawling around in his hair making him do unspeakable things.
i've never bothered to read the tags on one of these before. what the fuck
The blade is imbued with great power. I can feel it course through my hands as I unsheathe it. I do not know if I can sate its hunger. Read more on my blog.
1910s guy who calls including left-handed characters in stories forced diversity
