How Terrifying Metamorphosis Must Be For The Caterpillar Has No Concept Of What It Is Doing, Or What

the worst mcelroy? definitely gremnor the vile

an object from my dream last night

it was just the microwave i have in real life that someone sharpie’d a bart in. it wasn’t big, like large enough to fit a person or even be considered a “room”, yet everyone in my dream (myself included) referred to it as “the bart room”

what does this mean

Senpai says you’re welcome

I have been EMOTIONALLY OBLITERATED by X-men 97. My previous exposure to x-men has been watching the og movies as a kid and more recently First Class.

I've just binged the past 5 episodes and what? Who are these beloved characters! Oh, her clone is the Goblin Queen? He kills people with playing cards? The blue twink who tried to kill the president is here now? Wait, what? What do you mean, my beloved characters are gone? Where am I supposed to get more Gambit now???

Obsessed with this year's grand prize winner of the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest

2022 Grand Prize Winner

"I knew she was trouble the second she walked into my 24-hour deli, laundromat, and detective agency, and after dropping a load of unmentionables in one of the heavy-duty machines (a mistake that would soon turn deadly) she turned to me, asking for two things: find her missing husband and make her a salami on rye with spicy mustard, breaking into tears when I told her I couldn't help—I was fresh out of salami."

No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."

All 13 full moons of 2023

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

Kneecap is like breaking bad good ending