Eddie: “Be honest what really made you come around?”
Venom: “You, Eddie!”
Me:
I belong here, alone, where I can be who I am without hurting anybody.
Y/n, putting on your seatbelt: Ok, do you remember what I’ve taught you?
Loki, starting up the car: Of course.
Loki, driving: Green means go, yellow means speed up, red means enter at your own risk.
Y/n: Yes- Wait WHAT
Loki, seeing a red light: *slams his foot down on the gas pedal* And I’m feeling risky today.
Y/n: *covers your face and screams*
Loki: *runs straight through the light*
Y/n, slowly uncovering your face: *glares at Loki* WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT?
Loki: Stark gave me some pointers-
Y/n: Ok, never listen to Tony’s instructions EVER AGAIN.
Loki: …
Loki: So I don’t get bonus points if I hit a bus?
Y/n: Did Tony tell you that?
Loki: No actually that was Barton.
Y/n: *slowly exhales*
Loki: *quietly* Does this also mean I don’t get triple the points by driving on the opposite side of the road?
Y/n: I’m going to KILL Clint.
Loki: …that one was Peter.
Y/n: You took driving instructions… from A LITERAL CHILD??
Peter, sitting in the back of the car holding a camera: Ok, first off I’m not a kid, second off YOU’RE RUINING MY VIDEO.
A Mood
Your followers can message you about anxiety
Your followers can message you about depression
Your followers can message you about their sexuality
Your followers can message you about their gender identity
Your followers can message you about body image & dysphoria
Your followers can message you about eating disorders
Your followers can message you about self harm & suicidal thoughts
Your followers can message you about family issues
Your followers can message you about relationship issues
YOUR FOLLOWERS CAN MESSAGE YOU IF THEY NEED HELP AND SOMEONE TO HEAR THEM.
We are all ears!!
(This applies to my followers too xx)
HE ROLLED HIS EYES WHEN HE SAW STEVE LOOKING OVER AT HIM. THE FUCK- JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN’T LOVE THIS MAN MORE- HE’S LIKE “I’m so over this shit, just wanted to eat my damn fruit in peace, Steve”
Erik: Agent Ross! Truth or Dare!
Agent Ross: Truth!
Erik: [serious] Was the moon landing of 1969 faked?
Agent Ross: What?
Erik: Answer the question Agent.