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Eddie: *is showering*

Venom, suddenly appearing out of Eddie's back: Hey babe - stop screaming, it's just me - do we have any more tater tots?

I’m hoping if you play this back, it’s in celebration.

Thank you Robert Downey Jr. for 11 years of Tony Stark, Earth’s Best Defender.

Shuri: you know when you breathe oxygen and it’s like *EXHALE*

Shuri: then it’s like *INHALE*

Shuri: AND YOU LIVE?!?!

Peter: ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING

T'Challa: Everett! What are you doing tomorrow?

Ross: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

Mate, his smile is brighter than the damn christmas tree

venom: i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

eddie @ dan: hey do you know any illnesses that make you climb a tall tree like… super fast?

venom, deciding to betray riot: eddie you’re so fucking stupid