The first time Eddie sees Venom’s face he leans closer to ask questions and the first time he sees Riot’s face he screams and calls it ugly so
Tony: Oh man September! The falling leaves, The slightly chilling weather, The colorful leaves—
Peter, T-posing behind Tony w/ a disappointed look on his face wearing a Jack Skellington coustume: It’s time.
I almost didn't cuff my jeans today. It's like I forgot I was bisexual.
WHO’S READY
Peter, you don’t need to study, you’re like the smartest guy I’ve ever met.
Peter (under his breath upon seeing T’Challa lounging in his suit): Sing me the song of your people Soup!
T’Challa: Did you say something Spider-Boy?
Shuri ( Across the room ): Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!
T’Challa: Wait … Not again please!
Peter & Shuri: Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!
T’Challa (Crying): Why is this happening to me?!
Peter & Shuri (Loudly): Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!
t’challa, in his suit, holding his hand out: pleased to meet yo-
peter, grabbing his hand: :000 toe beans!!
shuri: !!!!!!
peter: !!!!!!!!
t’challa: why
Venom: Eddie look!
Eddie: *sees body in front of him* Dear god tell me he's not dead?
Venom: Not that! Look! * points at body holding box of tator tots
Eddie: Oh thanks but seriously is this man okay? Alive???
Tony + ‘threatening’ his kids (anti-Tonys, stay on your fucking lane, this post isn’t for you)