Tony + ‘threatening’ His Kids (anti-Tonys, Stay On Your Fucking Lane, This Post Isn’t For You)

HE ROLLED HIS EYES WHEN HE SAW STEVE LOOKING OVER AT HIM. THE FUCK- JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN’T LOVE THIS MAN MORE- HE’S LIKE “I’m so over this shit, just wanted to eat my damn fruit in peace, Steve”

It’s coming 🎃

“The woods are lovely, dark and deep,   But I have promises to keep,   And miles to go before I sleep,   And miles to go before I sleep.”

-Robert Frost

Peter: *trying to open a jar* Shitty ass lid!

Steve: *looks at Tony* I wonder where he got that from.

Tony: The fucking fridge.

Shuri: I have no idea who took your last pizza slice

T'challa:

T'challa: he’s on the ceiling isn’t he

Tony: hey son, heard you got an A+

Tony: *reaches hand in pocket* oh-oh what’s this? *pulls out a thumbs up* Tony: haha good job buddy

Peter: hahahahaihateyou

Shuri, squinting at Peter: I like your shoelaces.

Peter, eyes sparkling: Thanks! I stole them from the president!

Steve: Wait, what?

If SM:FFH doesn’t have a scene where Flash finds out “Penis Parker” is The Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman aka the hero he’s been crushing on then what’s the point

venom: i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

eddie @ dan: hey do you know any illnesses that make you climb a tall tree like… super fast?

venom, deciding to betray riot: eddie you’re so fucking stupid

Peter: [meeting Shuri] hey I like your shoelaces

Shuri: thanks, I stole them from the president

Peter:

Peter: *softly* holy-