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Stephen: what do you want for dinner?

Tony: how about sonic

Peter: [under his breath] ᴮᵘᵗ ʰᵉ’ˢ ˢᵒ ᶠᵃˢᵗ ʰᵒʷ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʷᵉ ᶜᵃᵗᶜʰ ʰⁱᵐ

Anne: Hey Eddie, me and Dan were going to the aquarium but something came up. Do you want the tickets?

Venom: Y E S

Eddie: Ah sorry I can't go.

Anne: Really why?

Eddie: Well uh I kinda got banned.

Anne: oh my god...

Eddie: yeah because SOMEONE just had to jump in the giant snow crab tank

Venom: They were good crab Eddie, don't lie to yourself

H OW WOULD TONY REACT TO A CRYING KID???

omg dad mode activATED *BOOP*

Tony would be at a university science exhibit, looking for some innovative science projects to fund 

jk he funds all of them but he still likes to see all the great stuff the youth is up to

this is how Tony liked to spend some of his weekends, browsing university science fairs with rhodey

having a good time. doing TonyRhodey things

playing around with science projects

then he spots a child in the midst of the crowds, by themselves just crying

not like ugly yelling crying

no

more like silent tears and quiet whimpering, scanning the crowd of strange faces with anxiety in their eyes

Tony’s father instincts kick in and he rushes over to the weeping child

leaving Rhodey all by himself

Rhodey doesn’t even notice that Tony is gone. That’s how quick Tony slipped through the crowd to get to them

he gets to the child and crouches down so that he’s eye level with them

“What’s up little guy? What’s your name?”, he asks them

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The plot of literally every “Peter Parker goes on a field trip to Stark Industries” fanfic.

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Peter: [meeting Shuri] hey I like your shoelaces

Shuri: thanks, I stole them from the president

Peter:

Peter: *softly* holy-

Loki: *finishes eating a banana* *drops the banana peel on the ground and walks way*

Peter: *innocently walking to the Avengers Tower* *slips on banana peel* *does a backflip and saves himself* *keeps walking*

Peter: *sighs with relief* That was close– *walks into a bunch of garbage bins*

Eddie: *is showering*

Venom, suddenly appearing out of Eddie's back: Hey babe - stop screaming, it's just me - do we have any more tater tots?

Headcannon where the Avengers are trying to teach Vision how to eat with his new, more human body, and the concept of edible vs. non-edible is not as easy to grasp as the other Avengers would assume

Cue Peter walking into the kitchen, seeing Vision pour himself a glass of bleach, and literally dying of laughter before asking for one himself because ‘mood’

Tony nearly has a heart attack walking into the kitchen two minutes later, and Peter gets grounded for a week because ‘I’m old, I have heart problems, you can’t do that to me Peter oh my god’