Jennam-16 - TheAtomArranger

[Bucky and T'Challa are watching a movie while Steve and Tony go about doing their own thing]

T'Challa: [hears the noise Steve and Tony are making upstairs] What’s going on?

Bucky: Ugh, it’s fine don’t worry about them.

T'Challa: Are you sure? It sounds like it’s serious or something.

Bucky: This happens every time, I’ll just put the volume up.

[Later]

T'Challa, starting to get worried: James, they’ve been at it for 10 minutes.

Bucky: [sighs and gets up] Come with me.

[In front of Steve and Tony’s, unfortunately, shared room]

Bucky: Go ahead, listen in.

T'Challa, hesitantly: Okay?

[Inside their room]

Steve: NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!

Tony: BET ME BITCH!

Steve: I SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST!

Tony: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

Steve: THAT’S PROOF THAT I LOVE YOU MORE!

Tony: WELL, I WONDER WHO KISSED THE OTHER PERSON FIRST, OH WAIT, THAT WAS ME!

[Outside their room]

Bucky: [punctuates each word by banging on the door] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

                                             “Wow. 3,000. That’s crazy.”

if there will be a venom movie sequel, eddie needs to call venom love or dear at least every other sentence, otherwise whats the point

A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

Tony on his computer: Hey Pepper?

Pepper: If you’re gonna ask me if Peter would like one of those giant stuffed animals you got me the answer is no he wouldn’t

Tony: ….

Tony adding it to his cart: No I’m pretty sure he’ll like it

M’Baku: You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren’t you?

Erik: As the defending champion, are you nervous?

LONG STORY SHORT: COLORGUARD IS A PART OF BAND

Some creepy dude who eats lunch with us in my teachers room is in band with me (I am in colorguard, he’s in sax) totally just lost the little bit of respect I had for him. I was like ‘yeah I’m trying out for colorguard section leader. I hope to connect the colorguard more with the band, because we are a huge part of it.’ and he, almost IMMEDIATELY, said “Colorguard isn’t a part of the band, they’re just there so they have something to do the first half of the season. They’re just decorations.” THAT GRINDED MY GEARS A LIL BIT, so I said “Look, we are as much a part of band as your section is. Just because we don’t toot horns doesn’t mean we don’t contribute. We add effect to a show, we accent the music and showcase the talent of a band.” AND, THAT MOTHERFUCK, “anyone can wave a flag around. I create actual art, actual music.” I SNAPPED “Listen here, you huge asshole. I don’t judge you for choosing an instrument that sounds like a cow prolapsing (intestines come out from vag) so don’t judge me for choosing to ‘wave a flag around’ or next season, I’ll “accidentally” hit you so hard with a flag, your reed will stick out the back of your neck.“ THAT SHUTS HIM UP then, a few minutes later, "Hey, I want to apologize-” “I don’t care.” “I want to say it was rude of me-” “I don’t give a shit. You wanna talk to someone who cares? Well, you won’t find someone like that here.” DO NOT let someone tell you that your passion isn’t worthwhile or unimportant. I refuse to accept his apology. He can suck my ass

Ryan Reynolds as Detective Pikachu

Peter (under his breath upon seeing T’Challa lounging in his suit): Sing me the song of your people Soup!

T’Challa: Did you say something Spider-Boy?

Shuri ( Across the room ):  Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!

T’Challa: Wait … Not again please!

Peter & Shuri:  Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!

T’Challa (Crying): Why is this happening to me?!

Peter & Shuri (Loudly):  Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!

I’m hoping if you play this back, it’s in celebration.

Thank you Robert Downey Jr. for 11 years of Tony Stark, Earth’s Best Defender.