Please.

Tony: hey son, heard you got an A+

Tony: *reaches hand in pocket* oh-oh what’s this? *pulls out a thumbs up* Tony: haha good job buddy

Peter: hahahahaihateyou

if there will be a venom movie sequel, eddie needs to call venom love or dear at least every other sentence, otherwise whats the point

person on tv: it’s natural for a couple to merge over time

me:

Flash Thompson talking to Spider-Man vs him talking to Peter Parker

I’m hoping if you play this back, it’s in celebration.

Thank you Robert Downey Jr. for 11 years of Tony Stark, Earth’s Best Defender.

Rhodey looking around and seeing people kneeling for his best friend thinking, “Finally, they see what I’ve seen this whole time.”

Shuri: This is the year we start oppressing people who like their hot chocolate with water.

Shuri: If you’re lactose intolerant you can stay but you’re on fucking thin ice.

Peter: I eat the powder straight from the pack.

Shuri: …..

Shuri: Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was?

“Carol falls down all the time, but she always gets back up — we say that about Captain America as well, but Captain America gets back up because it’s the right thing to do. Carol gets back up because ‘Fuck you.’“ - Kelly Sue DeConnick on Carol Danvers (x)

When your crush gets a haircut but they keep being hot af

The first time Eddie sees Venom’s face he leans closer to ask questions and the first time he sees Riot’s face he screams and calls it ugly so