I’m Hoping If You Play This Back, It’s In Celebration.

👍🙌☝️

I know that Eddie and Venom's relationship has many fascinating complexities, but all I can think of is dumb shit like this:

Venom: "E D D I E"

Venom: "We need to watch some cat vines now, Eddie."

Venom: "Open up your computer and take us to the cat vines."

Eddie, his knuckles white as he clutches his pillow: "I have an interview at 9 AM --"

Venom: "WE WILL WATCH THE CAT VINES."

Venom: "OR WE WILL EAT AN ACTUAL CAT."

Peter Parker

If you mother effers, I'M TALKING TO YOU MARVEL, think for a SECOND that Pepper Potts will not defend her husband's son from the Daily Bugle....

Venom: Eddie look!

Eddie: *sees body in front of him* Dear god tell me he's not dead?

Venom: Not that! Look! * points at body holding box of tator tots

Eddie: Oh thanks but seriously is this man okay? Alive???

The plot of literally every “Peter Parker goes on a field trip to Stark Industries” fanfic.

Flash Thompson talking to Spider-Man vs him talking to Peter Parker

I’m hoping if you play this back, it’s in celebration.

Thank you Robert Downey Jr. for 11 years of Tony Stark, Earth’s Best Defender.

you hold your child as tight as you can. [then push away the unimaginable.]

I don’t remember most of the ‘minor’ scenes in Endgame cause I was too busy crying so hard to see them.