M’Baku: You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren’t you?
Erik: As the defending champion, are you nervous?
Bad Guy: We have your kid.
Tony: What makes you think this kid is ours?
Bad guy: He keeps making vine references and won't shut up about Star Wars.
Stephen: Tony...he has our kid.
Tony: Yeah okay...which one?
Bad guy: Uhh...he has brown hair?
Stephen: You have to be more specific than that.
Bad guy: He also keeps mentioning how his mom is going to come down on us like a raging inferno.
Tony & Stephen: You have Peter.
Venom suggesting anything to Eddie
Eddie:
Headcannon where the Avengers are trying to teach Vision how to eat with his new, more human body, and the concept of edible vs. non-edible is not as easy to grasp as the other Avengers would assume
Cue Peter walking into the kitchen, seeing Vision pour himself a glass of bleach, and literally dying of laughter before asking for one himself because ‘mood’
Tony nearly has a heart attack walking into the kitchen two minutes later, and Peter gets grounded for a week because ‘I’m old, I have heart problems, you can’t do that to me Peter oh my god’
One of the most moving parts of the kneeling scene is all the Wakandans joining– they’re royalty, they’re on a whole other level to the rest of those heroes, but T’challa is one of the first to go down and pay his respects. To show that he was humbled by Tony’s decision. A king, kneeling for a man who saved him and his people. Like…. it just says so much about T’challa/ Okoye/ Shuri, and the humility they carry with them.
Tony died for them, sacrificed for them, and now they kneel for him alongside the rest of the fighters.
“Wow. 3,000. That’s crazy.”
If you mother effers, I'M TALKING TO YOU MARVEL, think for a SECOND that Pepper Potts will not defend her husband's son from the Daily Bugle....
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