Latest Posts by jinxxedmisery - Page 6

Request Rules:

Requests are OPEN!

No NSFW requests

No drug related requests (Drunk hcs are fine)

I don’t write character x character, sorry. 

If you want pronouns to be gender neutral or male, please specify, My default is female. (Though usually my fics and hcs are written in second person.)

Platonic hcs are allowed (Please specify though)

I like writing for both genders, so if you’re into a character of the same sex as you, Go ahead and request them... if no one requests, I might just write them myself lol. 🏳‍🌈

Make sure to read my character list before requesting!

If I don’t know much about a topic I may choose not to write for your request... 

Political issues don’t interest me much so as such I likely won’t write anything relating to the current political climate. 

Please don’t spam asks! I will get to you, just be patient. 

Please don’t send asks that are not requesting anything!

That’s it for now! Thank you for looking at the rules! ❤

MC Who Is Scared Of Needles (Vanderwood HC)

-You were getting your monthly check up from your doctor when....

-"MC, you're long overdue for a blood test, please go down to the lab and get it done."

-Waves of anxiety start to flow through you...

-Earlier Vanderwood had driven you to the hospital for your appointment, Currently he was sitting in the waiting room waiting for you to be finished with your appointment.

-What he didn't expect, was you coming out of the doctor's office with tears rolling down your cheeks, gripping at some random paper.

-"oh shit, are you okay MC, What happened?"

-boi is literally expecting the worst. (like you were told you were gonna die tomorrow or some shit)

-"I...I ha...ve to get.. A... Bl..Blood test" you choke

- he stares at you blankly.

-ArE yOu SeRiOuS?!

-FFS MC...

-He chuckles

-"Calm down, MC, It'll only hurt for a little while"

-he tries so desperately to get you to calm down...

-But it only makes it worse...

-"V...Vanderwood...." you whine (or more like hiccup)

-He sighs and gives you a quick hug.

-"Want me to go in with you?"

-"Y..yea"

-Boi wipes your tears away with the back of his hand then gives you a tissue... Out of his man purse... Because he has one of those apparently... And it's probably leopard print

IN THE LAAAAB

-Crying worsens

-You hyperventilate without even seeing the goddamn needle.

-Vandy is still trying his best to comfort you...

-The nurse suggests that you lay down, you decide to take them up on that offer.

-Now you're laying in a hospital bed, your head resting in Vanderwood's lap while he runs his fingers through your hair...

-You're still having a panic attack.

-"It's okay baby girl, I'm here, there's nothing to be afraid of"

-And like that, it's over... your blood has been taken to be tested, and you feel like a fool for crying.

-He treats you to ice cream for your bravery.

An Annoying MC (Vanderwood HC)

-this wasn't the first time you got onto Vanderwood's nerves.

-"Vandy, Vanddddy, Vanderwood, Mar-"

-"shut up or I'll tase you!"

-"AWWWW BUUUT VAAAAAANDY"

-Vanderwood uses taser gun

-it is super effective

- -10 HP

-MC retreats to her room to come up with another devious plan to annoy her poor boyfriend.

-MC sits on Vanderwood's lap blocking his view of his work.

-"GET OFF ME MC!"

-"No!"

-Vanderwood uses taser gun (again)

-it is super effective (again)

- -10 HP

-MC makes a mess with Honey Buddha Chips and Dr. Pepper

-Vanderwood uses death stare

-It is super effective

- -5 HP

-"God, the shit I do for you"

-Vandermom mumbles obscenities while vacuuming then scrubbing the carpets

-Vanderwood is so done with MC's shit

-MC gets to sleep on the couch...

- -85 HP

When MC is on her period (Vanderwood HC)

- Vanderwood is pretty... well inexperienced with women because of his career.

-He tries to comfort you as best as he can but gets a pillow thrown at him.

-two days into it, you need some more pads.

-"babe can you buy me some pads"

-"sure!!"

-Boi comes back with GAUZE PADS...

-LIKE THE MEDICAL GRADE SHIT YOU DRESS WOUNDS WITH...

-More pillows are thrown

-After a lengthy explanation of what pads and tampons and periods are, he comes back with the correct thing.....

-But they're literally the lowest absorbency known to man (sorry if you have a really light flow)

- "You know what, I'll just go get them myself"

-Later that night You and Vanderwood decide to watch a romantic drama (like titanic or something)

-You both end up bawling your eyes out.

-finally, you're free of your period

-Vanderwood senses the shift in your mood.

-"so how often is this supposed to happen?"

-"every month until I'm about 45-60 years old"

-"oh.... WAIT WHAT?!"

Update!

Here’s what I’m planning on doing:

Firstly, I want to use this as another platform for head canons and short fanfics since wattpad isn’t doing too hot lol I plan to start off by reposting my already existing Wattpad headcanons from my Vanderwood X MC HC fanfic. 

I also want to start doing requests... I’m gonna mainly focus on Mystic Messenger... I’ll do RFA+Minor trio, RFA+Minor duo, RFA, or specific MM characters.

I will also limit my shitposts... I might make another tumblr strictly for shitposting then delete everything except this post and my masterlist. 

Mystic Messenger Masterlist

Vanderwood

Period HCS

Annoying MC

Trypanophobic MC

Depressed MC

Prank HC

Pet names

Cuddling hcs

Pregnancy

Meeting

Nightmare Comfort (MC)

First Date

Nightmare Comfort (Vanderwood)

Kissing

Jealousy

Late-Night Fluff

Sick MC

MC blind in one eye

Sleep deprived MC

Astraphobic MC

MC angry At 707

MC Forcing Vanderwood to take a break from work

Spoiling Vanderwood

MC Unable to sleep without cuddling

Insomniac MC

MC Stress breakdown

Drunk HCS

MC Feeding Vanderwood Chocolates

Unintentionally Ignoring Vanderwood 

MC Mumbling About How Much She Loves Vandy in Her Sleep 

MC Kissing Vandy’s Face And Telling Him How Handsome He is

Clingy MC Won’t Let Vandy Get Out of Bed 

MC Wakes Vanderwood up Too Early on His Day Off 

Vanderwood Comforting MC After Her Parents Treat Her Horribly

Sleepy MC Curls up on Vanderood’s Lap

Tired Vanderwood HCs 

Waking Vanderwood Up With Kisses 

MC Being Released From The Hospital After a Long Stay 

MC With Cold Hands

MC Accidentally Pulls a Gun on Vanderwood

Sad MC That Just Wants a Hug

MC Wears Vanderwood’s Clothes

Vanderwood And MC Watch a Horror Movie 

Tired MC Who Can’t Think Straight 

MC Gets Turned Into a Kid For a Day

How Vanderwood Treats His Children

MC Cuts Herself While Shaving & Forgets To Clean Up 

MC Gets Turned Into a Kid For a Day Well Behaved Edition

MC Falls Asleep on Vanderwood’s Shoulder

Vanderwood Reacts to His Daughter Having a Boyfriend

A really drunk MC

A Drunk MC Wants Pizza

MC Dreams That Vanderwood Cheats on Her And Gets Insecure

RFA + Minor Trio

RFA + Minor Trio As Songs! 

RFA+Minor Trio With an MC With Tourettes

MC Finds Out That V is Scared of Spiders

Argument with Vanderwood+Jumin

Agent MC Seven + Vanderwood

RFA+Minor Trio Spin The Bottle

Jumin+V+Vanderwood With an MC With Bad Period Pains

Zen+Jumin+V+Vanderwood With an MC Who Was Assaulted And Tried to Hide it

Jumin+Vanderwood Singing to MC 

V+Vanderwood With An MC Who Thinks She’ll Bother Them By Crying 

Jumin+Vanderwood Movie Night

Pet HCS!

RFA

Cuddles With Jumin 

Elizabeth III Eats MC’s Pet Fish 

Minor Trio

Minor Trio Reacts to MC Getting Roofied

V with arachnophobia

quick drawing post!

pic #1 is: Guren Ichinose in Catastrophe At Sixteen when he was posessed by his demon.

Pic #2 is: Aru Akise with angel wings for some reason..  

Pic #3 is: Victor Nikiforov in his Grand Prix costume (Before he actually met and started coaching Yuri...)

Pic #4 is: Victor Nikiforov in his Junior Worlds outfit with his long fabulous hair.. (Just look at that gorgeous hair)