Damn... Devastating..

Hey since I haven’t been active in forever, who wants to hear a story about how I became a local cryptid in my town?

Very important PSA.

"would you love me if i was a worm?" yes of course

"would you still love me if i was a car guy?" HELL TO THE NAW TO THE FUCK TO THE NO

Hemlo :3

god autistic girls are so cute

Wonder how many cute girls will join us, heheh x3

god autistic girls are so cute

@practicalkim hm? 👉👈

last night my girlfriend told me she wants to buy me lots of outfits and to force me to wear them. why arent more of you like this? disappointing.

Meeeeeee x3

At the same time. You gonna feel that fire in me, baby 😎

Pickled peppers are the best thing in the world. That, or hot steamy lesbian sex. Or both? Both.

so i just got yelled at by my mother to "get out of [her] house". and scolded for every single little thing i do, even shit i dont do. and my sister is lying about me to our parents. so uhh

help if you can i guess. if everyone could just send like five bucks my way i'd be doing considerably better.

not if youre one of my friends tho i cant let yall do that.