If You Gonna Lay On Bed Shirtless With Your Arms And Back Exposed You Should've Known You Would Be Bitten.

GARFIELD EVOLUTIONARY TIMELINE

1976: Proto-Garfield, side-character to Jon

1978: Earliest properly-recognizable Garfield, visual overhaul accompanies syndication and retitle of comic to Garfield

1979: Transitional state between proto-Garfield and 80s Garfield, marketed by increased anthropomorphization and larger, cartoonish expressions, while retaining a realistic body shape

1980-1984: 80s Garfield, facial structure has largely stabilized save for dimensions, noticeable retention of quadrupedal motion in most situations

1985-1992: Emergence of modern Garfield, shift towards predominantly vertical locomotion, expansion of feet, facial structure begins to horizontally compress and vertically extend

1989: [REDACTED]

1993-1999: Continued anthropomorphic shift, separation of head from torso and reduction of belly fat, noticeable

2000-present: stabilization of modern Garfield, head size reduced in final proportion alteration. Jim Davis had divined the final, perfect version of his pop culture homonculus.

...but the end of the road for one man is a broad horizon for the next...

“The Breather” by Billy Collins

A quiet, happy life.

Reblog if you’re a transfem who is shy and you fear abandonment, even when you know that your friends are amazing and would never leave you.

Or if you like pizza.

Lol, I've seen exactly 69 movies from this list. 17% it says. Thought it were 68 but then I remembered watching "City of God" back in school

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

I do be...

Reblog if you're a perverted woman with dubious motives

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

Honorary Lesbian Shen

Honorary Lesbian Shen

Omg just like meeee!

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]