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Same here pretty much >.<

I wish I could steal the hight of other transfems. I like being a tall girl! But I’m only 5’10. Sigh.

I use "bean" as an affectionate term for people on a daily basis. Hope I can spread it

If you like

“Being called a ‘good girl’, ‘good boy’, ‘good bean’, etc”

Then you should try

“the mutual feeling of safety when you embrace that trans girl you’re talking to”

Honorary Lesbian Shen

Honorary Lesbian Shen

Reblog this to bite Me. Not prev, not mutuals, Me. Do it, coward.

yay puters ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

bi slut pigeon

There's this great Anecdote about Lucius Lucinius Crassus, who, according to both Aelian and Plutarchos, cried when a beloved pet moray(or eel?) of his died:

Fellow member of senate, Domitius, with whom Crassus never went well along, made fun about Crassus and called him a fool for crying over a Fish, to which Crassus replied something like "I might have cried about my fish, but you didn't shed a single tear about your three dead wives."

Damn, what a comeback.

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.