There Is A Chasm Of Difference Between A One Wizard Story And A Two Or More Wizard Story

saw the cutest lil pigeon in the parking garage ;w;

Mean switch x mean switch, my beloveds

"No no no it's too much" x "If I could take it, so will you."

"You're just a needy little sub, that's all" x "Oh yeah?"

*catches their breath and smiles* "My turn" x "Oh no"

"I can't wait to ruin you like you just ruined me"

"I'm better at that than you are" x "Get on the bed and let's find out, baby"

"Don't dish out what you can't take, sweet thing"

*just tried something new for the first time* "Fuck please do that to me too, please" x *2 minutes after being fucked into oblivion* "Beg for it"

"Please get us some water" x "I can't walk either"

"Please I'm begging you" x "Where's Mommy now, hm?"

"There we go, good job baby. You look so good on your knees for me." *2 hours later* "Please don't stop please don't stop please please please"

Well, today I chatted with a very very good friend (honestly mkre than a friend) of mine and she made a little joke about something I said being not nice, which I took ultra serious and then fell into a very deep pit of self hatred, crying about how I hurt a person I love. So, a "/s" would have spared me from one of the top 5 worst moments in my life (it was very bad, because I care for her so much and easily spiral down)

honestly i think conversation tags are fine so long as you stick to a handful of well known and actually useful ones??? idk being able to convey sarcasm through text without going overboard is convenient. dont get me wrong i do think that they can be overused and that it necessitates a small standardized dictionary but like... if you know what /s, /j, and /gen mean, you are being adequately communicated to, even if you dont like it.

(i do think /hj is meaningless though)

Mrrrow! >:3

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women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

woah.. lebsibans :0

Repost, sorry for deleting before lol

Wait wait wait, @lianmilanesa-deactivated2025032 is deactivated now? qwq

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