Countryhumans Lore Snippet: America Has The Uncanny Ability To Pick Up On Any Countrys Accent And Language

Shall we dance?

i ate oatmeal and some white chocolate.

i feel disgusting now

Dare I say America core

Your Douma headcanons post got me wondering: What were the modern changes/current events/technology that shocked Kokushibo and Akaza the most?

kokushibo does not allow artificial inner world in this house. akaza doesn't like Things That Talk

(hc post)

he lowkey becoming relatable

yup. yup. headcanon now codified. Alfred is the only one of the Kirkland brood with any cooking ability and during family holiday get-togethers he guards the kitchen jealously. yeah Matt and Jack and NZ can help him cook, he appreciates it, but Arthur and his siblings? banned. all of ye, banned from the kitchen, out! out! out! [clacks tongs menacingly]

he’s not as snobbish and obnoxious about his food as, say, Francis or Feliciano, but he can definitely be kinda annoying about it on occasion. but man, his grilled catfish makes it hard to argue with him.

Will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns？

~My general mansion head cannons!~

this is just my personal head cannons. no idea how it might correlate with the actual head cannon.

tw:

mentions of murder

please tell me if I should add a trigger warning.

# proxies and creepypastas are different things. proxies are more like slenders workers, doing the organized killings, cleaning things up after a messy job, and grabbing food and martials for everyone else.

# creepypastas are more like trophies, see how many good ones you can collect, the more deadly/violent the better.

# you can cycle through proxies like a pedal on a bike. they pay for their own food, get their own clothes, cut their own hair, so there's is really no expense if a few hundred get killed on the job.

# you cant really cycle through pastas. slender pays for their food, hair, clothes ect. if a pasta gets killed or goes missing its more of a expense.

#slender never tells anyone but his brothers this. they have tea together once a month, even though the only sure participant is splendor.

#during these tea dates (not like dating) they usually talk about their lives and how their business are running. like a once a month rant.

#if anyone finds out and gets the pastas/proxies to believe them all hell would break out and slender would have to start from scratch. both sides are very prideful and dangerous and neither want to be used.

#slender lives in a manor not a mansion

#back to proxies/creepypastas, pastas get rooms in the manor where as only the most useful or highly ranked proxies get rooms in there.

#pastas get supernatural perks where as only the best proxies in slenders eyes get them.

#perks such as, faster speed, for strength, more dexterity, more constitution.

#slender does provide various items to proxies though, there is a bin that is refilled every once in a while which contains, canned food, band aids, water bottles, tooth brushes, pocket knives, and very rarely camping gear like sleeping bags and tents.

#pasta or proxies. if you are no longer useful or slender has to room for you slender will not hesitate to drop you. its a business not a charity. (although it happens to creepypastas less because of their expense)

#the manor is constantly being over run with greenery whether it be a potted plan or a dandelion growing in a crack. the areas with more traffic are usually more well kept though.

usually

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Reading this is insane, the thought of England panicking about the imminent rise of American hegemony and deciding that the best way to deal with it is to fuck and marry Americans is absolutely hilarious 😭😭😭 like "yes please give all of your rich beautiful daughters to our politicians and nobleman so we can tie you to us forever 😀" and the fact that it kind of worked because Winston Churchill was born from such a union and basically founded the Special Relationship between the UK and US that's still going strong today from joint military operations to five eyes to cultural influence that bounces back and forth across Atlantic, what a mad man