Love Imagining Nations At Their Meetings. Like Oh Look At Their Little Assigned Seats With Their Little

canada's "getting mad at america" example being going "hey." while ame's hurtling down the stairs in a box

Dare I say America core

why do i have to wake up

My boi Tokoyami needs more love

Alfred, as a character and not just a nation, is very intriguing. He’s his brother’s greatest achievement and his greatest disappointment. A failure, but a winner. Put up on a pedal stool from a young age to show off to the rest of the world. He was a catch that everyone wanted, and when he finally got caught, he was paraded around and boasted about like a fancy prize.

People wanted him, but gave up on him as soon as the odds turned against their favor. His family loves the image of him that they created, but are indifferent to how he really is. Rotating between awe and pity and nothing in between. His friends either act like he’s a nuisance or hang off his arm.

He’s needed but scorned. Wanted but pushed away as soon as he’s done with the task, and having them act as they never asked for his help in the first place. As a person, it’s hard not to feel bad for him.

Reworking Alfred’s entire character

I’m obsessed with this stupid son of a bitch, let’s get into it

I think too many people make him too uwu nice and forgiving as if most Americans don’t hold life long grudges over a ball game. Or that we can’t be serious at the drop of a hat when it comes down to it. Like when we say fuck around and find out we mean it, which apparently that’s a very American thing. Yes the dumb bitch stereotype is real, but there’s such a “you’re joking right?” attitude among people when it comes to certain things that I think he could go from playful to serious in a second, to the point where it might trip some people up. Especially when it comes to moral issues.

Also I hate that him being super obsessed with his image and how he’s seen by others is interpreted as sad uwu emo boy instead of clean girl maniac Patrick Bateman type of egotistical freak.

He should also be more apathetic and serious about work instead of “omg let’s build a ladder to the moon!” You have not set foot in this capitalistic hellscape if you think that’s an accurate way to characterize him lmao.

On top of that, he’s a fake ass bitch and that should be expanded on. Like he is definitely the type of person that has a million different ways of presenting himself and his personality to the point where he’s not sure who he really is.

He should be a lot more ego driven too. Like “how is this going to reflect on ME” not “I’m doing this ONLY out of the goodness of my big heart uwu”. Not that he can’t or doesn’t care, but if it reflects well on him then he’s more likely to choose that option.

Anyway, this is just some of my thoughts, im sure I’ll add more in the future

(If you characterize him differently that’s fine this is just me rambling and being obsessed)

USA: *Locking countries in the League of Nations building after heavily supporting and helping establish it only to never join and walking away.* Act like a child, get treated like a child. 

Reading this is insane, the thought of England panicking about the imminent rise of American hegemony and deciding that the best way to deal with it is to fuck and marry Americans is absolutely hilarious 😭😭😭 like "yes please give all of your rich beautiful daughters to our politicians and nobleman so we can tie you to us forever 😀" and the fact that it kind of worked because Winston Churchill was born from such a union and basically founded the Special Relationship between the UK and US that's still going strong today from joint military operations to five eyes to cultural influence that bounces back and forth across Atlantic, what a mad man

Not enough tokoyami content

~My general mansion head cannons!~

this is just my personal head cannons. no idea how it might correlate with the actual head cannon.

tw:

mentions of murder

please tell me if I should add a trigger warning.

# proxies and creepypastas are different things. proxies are more like slenders workers, doing the organized killings, cleaning things up after a messy job, and grabbing food and martials for everyone else.

# creepypastas are more like trophies, see how many good ones you can collect, the more deadly/violent the better.

# you can cycle through proxies like a pedal on a bike. they pay for their own food, get their own clothes, cut their own hair, so there's is really no expense if a few hundred get killed on the job.

# you cant really cycle through pastas. slender pays for their food, hair, clothes ect. if a pasta gets killed or goes missing its more of a expense.

#slender never tells anyone but his brothers this. they have tea together once a month, even though the only sure participant is splendor.

#during these tea dates (not like dating) they usually talk about their lives and how their business are running. like a once a month rant.

#if anyone finds out and gets the pastas/proxies to believe them all hell would break out and slender would have to start from scratch. both sides are very prideful and dangerous and neither want to be used.

#slender lives in a manor not a mansion

#back to proxies/creepypastas, pastas get rooms in the manor where as only the most useful or highly ranked proxies get rooms in there.

#pastas get supernatural perks where as only the best proxies in slenders eyes get them.

#perks such as, faster speed, for strength, more dexterity, more constitution.

#slender does provide various items to proxies though, there is a bin that is refilled every once in a while which contains, canned food, band aids, water bottles, tooth brushes, pocket knives, and very rarely camping gear like sleeping bags and tents.

#pasta or proxies. if you are no longer useful or slender has to room for you slender will not hesitate to drop you. its a business not a charity. (although it happens to creepypastas less because of their expense)

#the manor is constantly being over run with greenery whether it be a potted plan or a dandelion growing in a crack. the areas with more traffic are usually more well kept though.

usually