Happy Touya Saturday

If their association status ever changed to something more amiable, Dongsik continuing to call Inwoo Inwoo-yah is more realistic than him starting to call him Inwoo hyung—because, in their case, their dynamic is more important than their age.

Quirkless Analyst! Izuku AU

Izuku: You know there are 42 different ways that Chargebolt can be killed in battle if he didn’t practice long-distance attacks?

Bakugo, just woke up and eating cereal:

Bakugo: I thank God everyday you didn’t decide to take the villain path.

You know when babies are so tired that they’re fussing too much to sleep until you put their head down on your shoulder or something and they pass out immediately

Baby shark has been swimming for a long time with no way to take a break. Hello Whalemack 🐋

(More on Whalemack here)

Inwoo: [notices Jongwoo's bracelet]

Inwoo: You two are preposterous.

Moonjo: Usually these words mean nothing, but coming from you is almost laughable.

Inwoo: Shut up. I'm not gonna explain myself again.

Jongwoo: What are you two talking about?

Moonjo: His shameful secret.

Inwoo: It's not-

Moonjo: Inwoo is preparing a gift for someone. Jagi, you remember that writer you met before?

Jongwoo: Who?

Jongwoo: Wait... Yook Dongsik?!

Jongwoo: You kidding? Him? Them? How!?

Inwoo, interrupting them: It's not a gift! Moonjo is stupid and understood it all wrong.

Moonjo: Really? [in his most patronizing tone] Would you mind showing it to us then? So there are no more misunderstandings.

Inwoo: [angrily leads the way to his study]

Inwoo: [pulls a curtain previously covering a wall]

Inwoo: I don't expect you lowlife morons to understand, but this here is my project. A deadly trap, divided in seventy-five stages, each one harder to crack than the one before. It's designed to be torturous. So diabolical that anyone trapped in it would wish me dead and wish to die a thousand times a day.

Inwoo: [shows the wall completely covered from top to bottom with scribbled papers, post-its, images, red strings, textures, drawings, long calculations, mini lists titled "what Dongsik would do here", and more]

Jongwoo: Wow.

Inwoo: Right, it's really impres-

Jongwoo: It's just like the escape rooms Dongsik loves, but in larger scale.

Inwoo: What? No-

Jongwoo: What a nice gift, Inwoo-ssi. I'm sure he's gonna enjoy it.

Inwoo: For the last time, it's NOT a gift. And it's not supposed to be enjoyable. He will hate me even more after this. He may even die before it ends. It's not for his enjoyment, it's for mine!

Moonjo, pointing at something on the wall: Why is there a fire extinguisher in the scenario of stage twenty-eight?

Inwoo: For safety.

Moonjo: Safety?

Inwoo: Yes. And don't look at me like that. It would be stupid to let him die by accident in a fire, with so many more interesting stages after this one.

Jongwoo, squinting his eyes: There is also an antidote available in the poisonous stage...?

Inwoo: In case he chooses wrong and eats the wrong sweet, yes- But there is a charade to get that, it's not for free. What is so difficult to understand here?

Inwoo: [angrily puts curtain back in place]

Inwoo: You two lack VISION. Get out.

oh they....

Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

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Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">

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yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">

It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

please please pleaseee do you have any more fic recs for strangers from hell? i read another sfh fic you posted about and adored it..

Ofc friend I gotchu, I'm still going down the whole ao3 tag but these are some of my favorites so far in no particular order <3 (halftruth my hero, sad you're only on twitter).

Mind the tags on some of these, I don't mind a lot of this content but you may, though SFH is its own warning I feel. There's a lot of different genres and vibes in here, not all may be to your liking!

Hell At Your Heels by Anonymous (the one you mentioned I posted before, just to keep them all together)

esurience by halftruth

Say You'll Keep Me by FunSSSized

It Sure Beats Walking by pearliegrimm

A Bite in Eden by Matador (super interesting formatting I found very fun with the mixed korean <3)

Rainbow by Adora

even as a shadow, even as a dream by felloutofthesky

caesura by halftruth

how easy you are to need by halftruth

'Choose Happiness' by ennui_ing

black star by hour_of_the_wolf

cacoethes by halftruth

Homme Fatale by gfriendly

suspiria de profundis by mslunita

Evolution by Adora

your hunger in my mouth by halftruth

in the house of flies by halftruth

The Sharpest Lives by memequeen1127

now you feel so alive by halftruth

the only answer to death by uhlee (luckiestcow)

from eden by halftruth

but in time you see things clear and stark by Bebravenow

holes in the bellows and blood on the keys by Bebravenow

lepidoptera by halftruth

Bullet with Butterfly Wings by memequeen1127

honey, you've wrapped these chains around my heart for a while now by Anonymous

Toxic yaoi hell yeah

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