You Know When Babies Are So Tired That They’re Fussing Too Much To Sleep Until You Put Their Head Down

Don't FUCKING argue with me. "Neil Josten let his cigarette burn to the filter without taking a drag. He didn't want the nicotine; he wanted the acrid smoke that reminded him of his mother." Is a fucking dynamite intro!! Is it edgy as fuck? Yeah. So? Is it hella melodramatic? Probably. So? Is it bad writing? Motherfucking NO! It's damn near expert level execution of several writing principles!

Who is the story about? First two words, next question.

Catch the reader's attention as soon as possible? "Why the fuck is he wasting a cigarette?" Intrigue successfully demanded, next question.

Raise questions that will keep the reader hanging long enough to have answered? "Why the fuck does acrid smoke trigger his mommy issues?" + "Wait it's because he burned her corpse??" Many many more questions raised + blind sided reader via preconceived expectations being subverted, next question.

Character establishing moment? What other characters use for physical and emotional regulation, he uses to fucking reminisce and wallow in his feelings, next question.

Set the tone for the rest of the story? Edgy, melodramatic, and emotionally gut wrenching, NEXT. FUCKING. QUESTION!

The Muses asked Nora to roll for Hook and she rolled a nat 20 five times in a row in 30 words or less. Hook, Line, and motherfucking Sinker bitches

Some of y'all need to stop ragging on AFTG's writing and start using it as a fucking case study cus this shit has the addiction capacity of heroine and god help the goddamn saltine cracker throwing stones

Atsushi be like : if he's a serial killer then what's the worst, that could happen to a boy*, who's already hurt?

He's a little bit lana coded

So Lu Guang was actually really and for real “happy” he got shot and almost died because in his mind it was always supposed to be him taking the bullet and not Cheng Xiaoshi.

Because Cheng Xiaoshi used his powers to protect him. So the bullet wasn’t truly meant for him, right?

So when Lu Guang was bleeding out on the sofa, he really thought to himself “finally I’ve fixed the timeline. Finally I took the bullet that was always meant for me”

And then he woke up in the hospital.

And sees Cheng Xiaoshi get shot for him. Again.

Okay!

Arthur: So you have magic?

Merlin: Uh… yeah?

Arthur: for how long?

Merlin: Since birth.

Arthur: And you’re a dragon lord?

Merlin: Yeah my father was and it gets passed down.

Arthur: Sounds like royalty.

Merlin: No? I don’t think so.

Arthur: Yes it is, that means you’re a noble, a lord. We can get married now.

Merlin: WHAT???

bro is WHIPPED

MHA 3.3 - Kota - part 3/3

Basically, go scare the crap out of each other, and we'll call it training. Fun! This is perfect for summer camp.

Do you guys think he writes edgy song lyrics in his down time? I feel like "Revelry in the Dark" would be a perfect metal song.

Oh boy, here comes the school flashbacks where everyone pairs up, but there is an odd number of people. The anxiety...

At least it was lots. Major 'picked last for P.E.' feelings, except it's a haunted forest challenge. Can you imagine having to go through a haunted house solo?

"Tail", pfft. Bakugo still does not know his classmate's names.

I guess Bakugo is still salty about how the tournie fight with Todoroki went. He really knows how to hold a grudge. The other worst thing about pairing up for assignments is getting stuck with a student you can't stand. Honestly, this is relatable.

CUTE HAND HOLDING ALERT! Tsu is great in scary situations like this. She is the queen of chill.

Oh sh- who left the curry on the stove?!

This is cat abuse! I can't watch! 🙀

Why indeed? What's the goal for the villains right now? Hmm.

Lizard and the Big Lips would be a killer band name. Cue Present Mic's radio host voice: Lizard and the Big Lips, coming up next with their debut single 'Revelry in the Dark', written by DJ Bird King, produced by Earphone Jack, on a station near you! ~ Badadada la la la screamooo ~ druuuum solooo.

Episode 4 is coming soon!

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its funny to think that whereas the average person might simp over atsushi becuz of how kind/polite/sweet he is, aku simps over atsushi when he’s being a bitch/ becuz he’s bitchy

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This is a friendship bracelet, right?

...right?