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au where the mafia doesnt hunt atsushi down but atsushi knows aku distantly

atsushi following dazai to his dorm: dazai-san. this is important.

dazai: ooh~ atsushi looks so intense how frightening~

atsushi: dazai-san im serious. this is about... your past.

dazai: ... my past:?

atsushi: you were in the port mafia weren't you? don't lie i already know.

dazai: i... was. yes. atsushi i won't lie and say that my time in the mafia is irrelevant but know that i-

atsushi: -no i don't care about that. did you know a man named akutagawa ryuunosuke?

dazai:

dazai: *cough* atsushi, i won't lie and say that i didn't know akutagawa. but know that i truly-

atsushi: introduce us.

dazai:

dazai: why?

atsushi: dazai-san. i will love you forever if you set me up with this man. please. he's so cute but he's so hard to approach!

dazai, blushing because atsushi said he'd love him:

dazai, still blushing:

dazai: you'd what me forever

atsushi:

atsushi, sighing: sorry dazai san i didn't mean that

dazai, relieved: oh okay-

atsushi: you're already by bestest friend so its not like you need to do stuff to earn my affection; that was shitty of me to imply.

dazai, blushing again:

dazai, pretending he just didn't hear that part and moving on: ooh~ does atsushi kun have a crush~?

I'm only leaving it on my page now. I'm going to daydream about it later. I CAN'T do it now. Please. I have to prepare for the test

fuck EVERYTHING i’m writing transfem Atsushi. Byakko is Atsushi and Atsushi is Byakko. Byakko is female. OH WOULD U LOOK AT THAT!!!

Also wouldn’t it be cool if like… Byakko was able to change Atsushis gender bcz Byakko is biologically female and Atsushi is biologically male??? What if Atsushi was more powerful in this female form and then realised holy crap this feels so right. Asks around and oh!?!? people ARENT meant to feel weird in their bodies??? oh! hmmm why do i feel more comfortable in this female body??? HMMMMMMMM

Ps: DO NOT COMMENT/REPOST THIS SAYING ‘ohhh that’s cool op but transmale atsushi’ THATS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABT!!!

Episode 9: everyone thinks Director Seo is infatuated with Dong-sik

Video description: one of Dong-sik's coworkers tells him that he needs to be appreciated by his superiors, right before Dong-sik gets a called from Director Seo, who wants to get dinner with him at his father's restaurant. Everyone watches as he leaves to take the call. In the next scene, Dong-sik's father boasts about his meat, before the other members of the family come to compliment Director Seo, before Dong-sik insists that they leave.

fem! andreil

say "hi" to neila and andrea

This is a friendship bracelet, right?

...right?

atsushi continuously realizing he is surrounded by absolute freaks

One day, while Kevin and Neil are having a heated argument in French on the court one of the freshmen yells:

"Speak English!"

Annoyed by the intrusion, Kevin and Neil share a look and silently decide on malicious compliance.

Neil, though born in America, was raised by his British mother and would use a British accent whenever they spoke English in Europe to blend in.

Kevin is Irish. Born in Ireland, raised by his Irish mother until her untimely death.

They both switch to their 'mother tongues', speaking English but in thick British and Irish accents.

The team can barely understand them. Reprimands and insults are met with confusion. The freshmen are frantic, trying to figure out how to correct their technique when they can only understand every few words. The upperclassmen can't stop laughing, Matt and Allison are trying to repeat some of the words in mock British and Irish accents.

Andrew is in silent turmoil as he discovers a new turn on with an hour of practice still to go.

It'd be really funny if we ever get a greek trojan. I imagine they have a thick accent and avoid calling Jean by his surname. And at some point maybe Jeremy notices, and greek trojan just goes red and is like "dude, my accent is thick, I can't call him that, it feels weird." And everyone is like "????" And greek trojan explains "bro his surname. It sounds like the greek word for 'baby', I just feel weird calling him Baby". Cat is immediately feral about this, Laila is like "so if we just call him babe, we're technically saying his surname in greek?" Jean exasperated "I'm french", "don't be like that Baby" , queue almost everyone calling him some variation of babe or baby instead of Moreau at some point "Has anyone seen Baby?" "Is Baby coming with you?" "Damn, Baby got moves on the court" Etc. A coach calls him by his surname once and "Coach, he's just Baby". Jeremy's eye twitching every time.

some aces are virgins

some aces love sex

some aces have sexual trauma

some aces don't want sex

some aces masturbate

some aces are teenagers

some aces are in their seventies

some aces dress modestly

some aces wear skimpy clothes

some aces only date aces

some aces don't want romance

and we're all valid : )

Andrew and Neil as cats or Andrew and and Neil’s cats?