Don't FUCKING Argue With Me. "Neil Josten Let His Cigarette Burn To The Filter Without Taking A Drag.

can u make CG jongwoo + regressor moonjo hcs? plsss <33

Regressor! Moon-jo w/ Caregiver! Jong-woo Headcanons

•Moon-jo never planned to tell Jong-woo about his regression. He actually didn’t want Jong-woo to even find out about it. Though, he didn’t have that same mindset when he regressed after work one night.

•When he regressed that night, all he wanted was to be around Jong-woo. His little self was already super attached to him, despite never actually being around him.

•Of course, Jong-woo was extremely confused when he nervously answered his door after hearing knocking for over a minute, only to see Moon-jo holding a worn blanket in his arms and using it to hide half of his face.

•Jong-woo didn’t even get a chance to say anything, before Moon-jo just walked into his room and sat on his bed. Since he had his face hidden, all Jong-woo could see were Moon-jo’s wide eyes staring up at him.

•While Jong-woo did have a suspicion on what exactly was happening, he didn’t understand why Moon-jo came to him. Especially since they barely knew each other.

•Jong-woo tried to talk to Moon-jo and ask him questions, but Moon-jo never spoke to him. He only stared, before eventually smiling at him, while still staying completely silent.

•Moon-jo did end up spending the night in Jong-woo’s room since he didn’t want to leave. Jong-woo wasn’t necessarily a fan of the idea of him staying the night with him, but he wasn’t going to kick him out. He’d kinda feel bad about doing so.

•In the morning, Moon-jo woke up first and wasn’t regressed anymore. He quickly and quietly left the room, not wanting to wake Jong-woo up.

•Later in the day, when he saw Jong-woo, he tried to act as if nothing happened. Though, Jong-woo immediately started questioning him about it, and eventually, Moon-jo admitted to him about his regression.

•It was a long conversation, where at the end of it, Jong-woo did offer to help Moon-jo out, if he ever needed it. In all honesty, Moon-jo could be pretty independent when he’d regress, but since Jong-woo didn’t mind helping him out, he’d always go to him from now on.

•Jong-woo learned very quickly that Moon-jo is extremely quiet when he regresses. At first, he thought maybe he was just shy, but that wasn’t the case. Moon-jo just doesn’t talk or make any noise much at all.

•Another thing Jong-woo noticed super quickly was that Moon-jo stares a lot. He’ll just stare at him for a while for no reason really. He doesn’t need or want anything, but he’ll only silently stare at Jong-woo for as long as he wants.

•Moon-jo is very clingy. He never lets Jong-woo have any sort of alone time and follows him everywhere. He’ll also just cling to his arm or hold his hand a lot.

•Jong-woo doesn’t have a hard time caring for Moon-jo since the man is really calm and relaxed. He mostly just cuddles with Jong-woo and sleeps, that’s really it.

•He does play sometimes. Moon-jo likes throwing his tennis ball at the wall and catching it. Every time he misses it and it’s out of arms reach, he will stare at Jong-woo until he gets it for him, despite being perfectly capable of doing it himself.

•There is a very obvious height difference between the two of them, Moon-jo towers over Jong-woo. So, whenever Jong-woo is standing in one place, whether it’s because he’s doing something like the dishes or cooking dinner, Moon-jo likes to lay his head on top of Jong-woo head while hugging him.

•Moon-jo almost always has his fingers in his mouth, which Jong-woo knows isn’t sanitary, so he tried to suggest that maybe he’d use a pacifier instead. Moon-jo had no interest in it at first, but he eventually came around to the idea. He doesn’t use it much, he still prefers using his fingers. He’ll mainly use his pacifier when he sleeps though.

•On some occasions, Moon-jo likes drawing pictures but only because he wants to give them to Jong-woo. They’re always really weird pictures that Jong-woo can’t tell what’s happening in them, but he still thanks Moon-jo for them and tells him how much he loves the drawings.

•Jong-woo plays with Moon-jo’s hair a lot of the time when they’re cuddling and Moon-jo absolutely loves it. When Jong-woo stops, Moon-jo just pouts and sometimes even whines at him until he starts doing it again.

•Moon-jo never lets Jong-woo have personal space. He doesn’t really understand the concept much, so he’ll just climb in his lap and cuddle with him for as long as he wants. He also likes to poke his face, really for no reason other than he thinks it’s funny.

I thought about it too. God Byakko i mean.

I wondered if Ara and Byakko could somehow know each other. Way before Atsu and Chuuya became their vessels.

Yes they are from different mythology. But please. We make the rules here. And it is still no excuse.

You can't say me that for gods know how many years there were no possibilities they could have met each other.

Yet we still haven't seen Atsu and Chuuya fighting together against common enemy, but in my world this can be one of the most strongest partnerships. THEY ARE LITERALLY TWO GODS.

And i imagine how after the serious fight Byakko's roar can calm Ara without Dazai's power.

God Atsushi rant.

I'm in my god Atsushi era and have a lot to say abt it.

Ok so duh we all know Arahabaki (Chuuya) is a god. So we know that 'gods' exist in the bsd world. But like Byakko IS a god, right? Right?? SO SO TECHNICALLY Atsushi could also have a god for an 'ability'. And we know nothing of Atsushi's life before the orphanage or his parents. Sooooo I kind of have free reign with this theory. And maybe (like other AU's which I may or may not have stolen this base idea from) god's pick their 'vessel' or their human body and tend to co-exist in it once they find the one they want. Atsushi could have been picked by Byakko but with Chuuya, Arahabaki was more forced into his body with the experiment (if that makes sense) instead.

And I love the theories that Ara (Im putting this instead of Arahabaki now bcz its so bloody long) talks to Chuuya in his mind and is sentient as he is a whole 'other being'. So Byakko could also talk to Atsushi as an 'other being' but bcz of Atsushi's hatred towards both himself and his 'ability', she never did. But when Atsushi accepts his ability in DA Byakko is able to talk to Atsushi and explains all this to him (and more yada yada) but bcz Ara was FORCED into Chuuya's body, he just doesn't want to explain or talk to Chuuya out of hatred for the humans (N) who trapped him in Chuuya.

And I have so much more to say abt this HOWEVER I am making it into a fanfiction and would hate to spoil the plot (this isnt a spoiler bcz it's literally the BASE of the whole story). Also this is a Atsushi get's chosen for the ADA member who goes to the PM au!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have no idea if I want to make the ship chuuatsu bcz I am a sucker for rarepairs and when ur a god time doesnt matter so 4 years isn't shit. But I loveeee sskk and kinda want that ship. But I don't want both bcz I want one of them to be besties, so if I do chuuatsu I want sskk to be besties but if I do sskk I want chuuatsu to be besties. But yeah I might put it in a wheel and decide or just see how the story goes.

Btw if u want to read the story my ao3 is 2waesabii2 (It's not out yet but I'm thinking of calling it something with the word 'god's' in it so we'll see abt the name.)

I know that here in the SFH fandom we love to talk about our jealous little man Seo Moonjo but I really really think that Jongwoo would murder if someone made a move on his man (ㅇｘㅇ)

I mean the whole Jieun thing must’ve proven SOMETHING?

You know when babies are so tired that they’re fussing too much to sleep until you put their head down on your shoulder or something and they pass out immediately

Baby shark has been swimming for a long time with no way to take a break. Hello Whalemack 🐋

(More on Whalemack here)

Rewatching Psychopath Diary and Strangers from Hell really makes me wonder if someone was working on both sets at the same time because the amount of things in common...

A. GENERAL STUFF

1- both came out in 2019

2- contain a song by The Rose (or its lead singer, Kim Woo-sung)

3- similar themes (murderers) (although that's about 99% of k-dramas)

B. YOON JONGWOO AND YOOK DONGSIK

1- both writers

2- work an office job

3- annoying coworker/sort of friend called Jae-ho

4- their superior hate them

5- fantasize about murder (like, a lot)

6- (threaten to) beat up one of their colleagues with weird objects

7- one parent that works in the food industry, the other that is nowhere to be seen

8- speak to their evil reflection in the mirror

9- no one takes them seriously

10- keep being dragged into work dinners

11- interest in 'dark' media (crime/horror)

12- one of their neighbour decided to befriend them even after they acted very weirdly

C. SEO MOONJO AND SEO INWOO

1- look very polite and nice to most people

2- same family name!

3- odd relationship to their parental figure (they want to kill them)

4- like to collect things from their victims!

5- really really want to convince a random guy to commit murder

6- tactics to convince someone to commit murder includes saying vague stuff like 'we're so alike'

7- please refer to this post for more details

D- SO JUNGHWA AND SHIM BOKYUNG

1- cops. That one's pretty simple

2- dad was also a cop (and a famous one)

3- only cop to do any work whatsoever in the whole city

4- on more or less good terms with both the actual serial killer (moonjo/inwoo) and the wannabe serial killer (jongwoo/dongsik)

5- gets kidnapped by one of the killers at some point

6- work based on their instincts

Thank you to @softneomiro for pointing out some resemblances I hadn't seen before!

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He's so done

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psychopath diary is so tomarry coded, I just can't. it's so funny

love that moment when anyone writing kevin day smut has to. must. compare it to his exy skills. phenomenal experience to read such a thing. y'all don't know how much you are catering to kevin himself by saying he fucks like he plays. rappers put him in their songs like: fuck the mission, i say abort; she give head like kevin on court