He Ate My Heart … 🫀🩸 Happy Valentine’s Day From Moonjo And Jongwoo! I’ve Been Obsessed With

Neil and Andrew are like geese. Loud and mean and violent but with undying adoration for their mate. I once knew this goose who very much did not like me but one day his goose wife decided I was chill and that she wanted to hang out with me. Goose husband, of course, did not want to be away from his goose wife because he followed her everywhere, and since his wife followed me everywhere that meant he had to deal with me but instead of attacking me like he used to he would just kinda goose mutter-hiss at me from a couple feet away because although he didn’t fuck with me his wife did so he agreed to let me metaphorically come clubbing with them for Halloween

Along with this, geese also have a lack of regard for the government and a lust for crime

nothing in my mind except neil josten doing those gimmicky interviews

lie detector interview? he lies flawlessly. they ask him what team he’s on to test it and he says the trojans. the needle doesn’t move. no one knows what to do

answering the internet’s most googled question? neil doesn’t give away shit. (“what is neil jostens favorite hobby?” “lying to cops”) every question is answered with some version of your mother or an anecdote about something illegal

hot wings but neil and kevin do it versus each other. it quickly devolves into psychological warfare. neil adds hot sauce to kevin’s wing when he’s not looking

neil takes a buzzfeed which exy player are you the most like and when he gets riko he just walks out

literally any gimmicky pr stunt just dissolves into chaos

jongwoos mental state throughout the entirety of sfh

Akutugawa who grows to resent Dazai rather than hero worshipping him.

And thus becomes protective from afar over Atsushi.

Because he knows better than anyone how Dazai treats his subordinates.

And as much as it pains him to admit it, Akutugawa doesn't want to see Atsushi's light crumble.

He doesn't see Dazai treating Atsushi better than he treated him as a sign he's changed.

He sees it as a trap.

Atsushi is an open book, he's never been one to hide his trauma or past.

Which means anyone who offers him a hand can use that to exploit him.

And Akutugawa doesn't buy that Dazai truly cares for Atsushi, not one bit.

Akutugawa: You may have everyone else here buying your... transformation. But you and I both know you've struggled to do the right thing in the past.

Dazai: I won't deny that but here I am standing on the side of light. Doesn't that tell you something?

Akutugawa: Only that your loyalty is as breakable as your will to live.

Dazai: Oooh ouch below the belt.

Akutugawa: My apologises, if I had known you were in such a good mood, I'd have gone lower.

Dazai: I taught you well.

Akutugawa: Debatable. I can deal with you, but if you dare to hurt the Jinko...

Dazai: serious I would never hurt Atsushi. On that you have my word.

Akutugawa: Unfortunately your word is meaningless. You may have him fooled but you can't fool me. I know what kind of man you are, and those people never change.

Dazai: You'd be surprised... Since when do you care about my subordinate?

Akutugawa: I don't. But no one, not even my most hated nemises deserves to suffer under your... Tutelage.

Dazai: I admit, I was wrong for that. But I wouldn't hurt Atsushi.

Akutugawa: Good, because if you slip up, if I see the Osamu Dazai I know. If I see one mark on him that I've seen in the mirror...

Clenches his fist at the thought Than I will end your life, painfully with my "useless ability." And we both know much you'd hate that.

Dazai: Not my preferred way to go out, but fair enough. But I swear I won't hurt him.

Akutugawa: For your sake , you better not.

Dazai: I know it doesn't mean anything but, I am sorry.

Akutugawa: Your right, it doesn't.

first forever partner friday of 2025? (comm for @ajmprnt through the @aftg4palestine fund!!)

MY HERO SPOILERS ☹️

okok so midoriya doesnt have his quirk anymore so it totally makes sense for him to transfer to one of the other courses at UA

support course midoriya being canon or even slightly hinted at would make my day bro

he's a smart kid who likes taking notes in organized ways about heros which includes their techniques, information about their quirks, and information about their support items

he'd be a huge help in the support course!!

Fem andreil

This is how the scene went, right?