Neil Ending Up With The Trojans Instead Is So Funny To Think About. He’d Last Half A Day Before Texting

Uh oh! You made the human experiment angry!

Uh…. Good luck?

AFTG AU where in the "ditch the contacts" scene Neil comes out of his room wearing a battered pair of old eye glasses that are held together with tape in several places.

Upon questioning of "what are those?!" Glasses, so he can see because they told him to leave his contacts out tonight. They're old and broken because they fall off or get hit during Exy or running so he wears contacts instead. Glasses are expensive so he just tapes them up when they break.

Why does he get brown contact lenses? He doesn't like his natural eye color and likes brown better.

Kevin and Aaron refuse to be seen with him in public wearing those.

i was going to edit more but hoooly crap im tired

How can Jeremy be an ex cocaine user, hated for all his family, blamed for his brother’s suicide, had his sexuality exposed for everyone in his freshman year and still be one of the most “normal live” characters cause his partner is a frenchman who was a victim of human trafficking and sold by his parents to a mafia and sentenced to years of abuse and torture in a sports team cult like in US

i want a precanon dazai atsushi meeting fic but they meet like randomly for years--- like dazai will be in the middle of a mission and he'll hear "mummy-sannnn" and atsushi will come in blabbering about how long its been and now dazai has to dodge bullets with atsushi clinging on to his leg

atsushi is just regularly escaping his orphanage or is being thrown around in foster homes idk i didnt think of that part

sdr2 turns 12 years old today! Thanks for dramatically changing the course my life three years ago stupid game im trans now

miwaku no toki ni yoishire oborete itaiii nooooooo😭😭😭

save a horse ride a cowboy

cowboy andreil cowboy andreil cowboy andreil cowboy andreil cowboy andreil cowboy andreil cowboy andreil cowboy andreil cowboy andreil COWBOY ANDREIL COWBOY ANDREIL COW-

fic where 18 yrs old dazai meets 14 yrs old atsushi (right after leaving the mafia ig) and w/o thinking takes him with him and they spend the two years on the run together (dazai becuz anytime he tries to abandon the orphan he picked up w/o thought oda flashes into his mind and ultimately he grows to care for him) (atsushi becuz the weird bandage guy pinkie promised he could ride on one of those trains he's seen in books)

anyway

dazai and atsushi dont look alike or have the same name so the ada picks up they arent related by blood real quick

anytime anyone asks how they met, they honestly answer "i/dazai kidnapped him/me" but everyone thinks its a joke

atsushi wins dazai over gradually, like small moments, small moments of kindness shown for dazai, small moments of seeing atsushi's real non-trauma made personality seeping through , he doesn't even realize it until it hits all at once how much he cares for atsushi

atsushi on the other hand was sold because dazai could make him laugh

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also sskk where atsushi takes his bf to meet his brother and akutagawa and dazai do the spiderman meme

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also dazai finds out atsushi's ability becuz at some point he comes to their hideout or whatever and a giant tiger is sitting there and before he can even panic it happily jumps at him and boom atsushi

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in this particular au, dazai lets atsushi doodle anywhere like dazai's bandages and his books becuz its better than having to actually engage with the child and eventually gets atsushi an actual sketchbook and the two spend their time drawing, atsushi's sketches get better dazai's get worse but atsushi sometimes thinks its becuz dazai's silly and scary sketches make him laugh

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there has to be a scene where someone asks atsushi what he's doing here, after dazai's joined the ada, and atsushi's like "im here w/ my brother" and looks at dazai, sees him poorly flirting w/ kunikida and irritating him and gets so much second hand embarrassment he points at ranpo instead

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atsushi knows dazai was in the mafia but he thinks double black was just dazai's cringy ship name for his ex boyfriend

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okay thats all i can think of now ill add more maybe

bro is WHIPPED