Not Literally, This IS The Plot Of Sfh

Defense squad…….. 2 !!!!!!!!

You know when babies are so tired that they’re fussing too much to sleep until you put their head down on your shoulder or something and they pass out immediately

Baby shark has been swimming for a long time with no way to take a break. Hello Whalemack 🐋

(More on Whalemack here)

One day, while Kevin and Neil are having a heated argument in French on the court one of the freshmen yells:

"Speak English!"

Annoyed by the intrusion, Kevin and Neil share a look and silently decide on malicious compliance.

Neil, though born in America, was raised by his British mother and would use a British accent whenever they spoke English in Europe to blend in.

Kevin is Irish. Born in Ireland, raised by his Irish mother until her untimely death.

They both switch to their 'mother tongues', speaking English but in thick British and Irish accents.

The team can barely understand them. Reprimands and insults are met with confusion. The freshmen are frantic, trying to figure out how to correct their technique when they can only understand every few words. The upperclassmen can't stop laughing, Matt and Allison are trying to repeat some of the words in mock British and Irish accents.

Andrew is in silent turmoil as he discovers a new turn on with an hour of practice still to go.

spider neil c0mm for @/kindfluffkinz for the @aftg4palestine project!!

jung-wha: investigating some weird case about killing cats while it’s slow at the police station

jongwoo:

challenge try to stop critical condition katsuki from getting to critical condition izuku

psychopath diary is so tomarry coded, I just can't. it's so funny

Rewatching Psychopath Diary and Strangers from Hell really makes me wonder if someone was working on both sets at the same time because the amount of things in common...

A. GENERAL STUFF

1- both came out in 2019

2- contain a song by The Rose (or its lead singer, Kim Woo-sung)

3- similar themes (murderers) (although that's about 99% of k-dramas)

B. YOON JONGWOO AND YOOK DONGSIK

1- both writers

2- work an office job

3- annoying coworker/sort of friend called Jae-ho

4- their superior hate them

5- fantasize about murder (like, a lot)

6- (threaten to) beat up one of their colleagues with weird objects

7- one parent that works in the food industry, the other that is nowhere to be seen

8- speak to their evil reflection in the mirror

9- no one takes them seriously

10- keep being dragged into work dinners

11- interest in 'dark' media (crime/horror)

12- one of their neighbour decided to befriend them even after they acted very weirdly

C. SEO MOONJO AND SEO INWOO

1- look very polite and nice to most people

2- same family name!

3- odd relationship to their parental figure (they want to kill them)

4- like to collect things from their victims!

5- really really want to convince a random guy to commit murder

6- tactics to convince someone to commit murder includes saying vague stuff like 'we're so alike'

7- please refer to this post for more details

D- SO JUNGHWA AND SHIM BOKYUNG

1- cops. That one's pretty simple

2- dad was also a cop (and a famous one)

3- only cop to do any work whatsoever in the whole city

4- on more or less good terms with both the actual serial killer (moonjo/inwoo) and the wannabe serial killer (jongwoo/dongsik)

5- gets kidnapped by one of the killers at some point

6- work based on their instincts

Thank you to @softneomiro for pointing out some resemblances I hadn't seen before!

didn't have time to draw what i wanted for valentines but i made this in like 10 minutes 🧡

imagining me and you