Craziest Thing About Jerejean Is That The Stress Smoker Of The Relationship Is Somehow Not The French

Does anyone else think that after the foxes grappled with the "happy 19th junior" scene Allison was like "okay, are we just going to ignore the fact that Neil is actually a Capricorn and not an Aries?" Just for Nicky to nod furiously "I didn't want to be the first to say it, but damn so many things make so much sense now" and everyone else looking at them like

Uh oh! You made the human experiment angry!

Uh…. Good luck?

an AU where neil doesn’t play exy professionally but instead somehow lands a job as a commentator….

he is obviously terrible at being impartial. every time andrew is playing it’s just:

“minyard just stared down the referee for calling a foul. the ref immediately reconsidered. fascinating display of psychological warfare.”

“some say he’s the best goalkeeper of his generation. they’re correct.”

and when Kevin is playing:

“Day takes the shot... and scores. i’m sure he’ll be insufferable about it for the next decade.”

“a near miss from Kevin. don’t worry, he’s probably already coming up with a 45-minute PowerPoint on how the court dimensions were off by 0.03 inches.”

Somehow it's hilarious. Just seeing confused Dazai. And others too (except Ranpo obvi). Yet Dazai the most

But for real i imagine how extremely religious was Atsu in childhood. Him praying to God to save him while sitting in chains alone.

Memorize the whole Bible by heart at some point because maybe it can make him a better child

My hc when Atsu is being nervous he starts throws in random facts or nonsense about the Bible. On purpose or not? It depends

Also shout-out to @inamagicalhallucination and her old(?) hc Aku being Atsushi's interpreter

*after a hard and bloody mission*

rando: how can you handle so much pain?

Atsu: well do you know that lady gaga in bible...*keeps talking bullshit*

rando: what

Aku: he's fucking with your head, so he can fuck away your dumb questions out of your head

(See how he laughs at you)

[Seethe as he snarls at you]

(He will never understand)

[Watch him struggle just to stand]

(A cold and bitter stance)

[The weaker half of man]

(What a calculated, degregated hand)

[Watch him beg and bargain, time and time again]

finally i made this

A private moment interrupted by Neil’s team, and apparently, fans of Andrew Minyard.

love is when. uh. love is when you.. it's when. um

reincarnation au

AFTG AU where in the "ditch the contacts" scene Neil comes out of his room wearing a battered pair of old eye glasses that are held together with tape in several places.

Upon questioning of "what are those?!" Glasses, so he can see because they told him to leave his contacts out tonight. They're old and broken because they fall off or get hit during Exy or running so he wears contacts instead. Glasses are expensive so he just tapes them up when they break.

Why does he get brown contact lenses? He doesn't like his natural eye color and likes brown better.

Kevin and Aaron refuse to be seen with him in public wearing those.