I Think The Old-fashioned Top-loading Washers And Dryers Make Love But These New Electronic Ones Only

bitch you think you’re the shit? you’re not even the shart.

she dask on my array until i chunk

being horny on main leads to horny jail

being romantic on main deserves real life prison

how it feels to have a relaxing midweek walk through a field outside ur job in the foothills

*visibly disheveled and with a black eye* hello youtube! welcome to part 2 of asking MMA fighters to talk with their inside voices.

omg a sun tzu victory royale?

sun tzu in fortnite?

adblockers are major source of habitat destruction and are threading the of local population of horny local milfs

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call me lee harvey oswald the way my head is life changing

“still crazy” has wonderful emotional lyrics and then an absolutely toe-curling sax solo. that’s S tier stuff right there.

Paul Simon will write some gut-wrenching bars about love and loss and the next verse will be like “so I’m a-walkin’ down the street”